Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, یا is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
قوس قزح Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll دکھائیں everyone My Little Pornstar: The پرستار Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. قوس قزح Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
قوس قزح Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
قوس قزح Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
قوس قزح Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
قوس قزح Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
قوس قزح Dash: Right. So now that آپ know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
قوس قزح Dash: *Not amused* آپ really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
قوس قزح Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do آپ do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
قوس قزح Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
قوس قزح Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
قوس قزح Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes آپ have.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can آپ hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as قوس قزح Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do آپ have anything to say before آپ do this?
قوس قزح Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
موسیقی Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
قوس قزح Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
موسیقی Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
قوس قزح Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If آپ give them the stuff, yeah.
قوس قزح Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
قوس قزح Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did آپ do that for?!
قوس قزح Dash: I have to tell آپ guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
قوس قزح Dash: No!! I don't even know where آپ got that from! Also, why did آپ tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
قوس قزح Dash: It's disgusting! آپ shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did آپ crash into my house?
قوس قزح Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: آپ have wings. How could آپ lose control?
قوس قزح Dash: آپ make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* قوس قزح Dash, I saw آپ out there! That was awesome!
قوس قزح Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when آپ brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, آپ told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
قوس قزح Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't آپ have something آپ wanted to tell us?
قوس قزح Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are آپ thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do آپ read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then آپ don't have to worry about it.
The اگلے day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving آپ a pair of wings to compete against قوس قزح Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If آپ win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There آپ are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo پچھواڑے, گدا out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think قوس قزح Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with قوس قزح Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her رائفل at قوس قزح Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
قوس قزح Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at قوس قزح Dash, but misses*
قوس قزح Dash: *Nearly gets hit سے طرف کی the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
قوس قزح Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, یا whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* آپ muthafuckin' white پچھواڑے, گدا cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on قوس قزح Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots قوس قزح Dash in the leg*
قوس قزح Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a بادل fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
قوس قزح Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! آپ know what? I don't even know why I keep putting آپ in this show!
قوس قزح Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: قوس قزح Dash, please save me!!!
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope آپ can!! I hope you're right!!!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: آپ know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
قوس قزح Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
قوس قزح Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, آپ ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. آپ left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
قوس قزح Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her دوستوں یا not.
Now this is the end. If آپ liked this episode, good for you. Become a پرستار of it, and leave a comment. If آپ didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. آپ should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope آپ still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. آپ cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
قوس قزح Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no آپ ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. آپ can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to قوس قزح Dash* Dashie, how's my پسندیدہ biyatch?!
قوس قزح Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help آپ clear the clouds mah nigga.
قوس قزح Dash: Are آپ feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I love you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
قوس قزح Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get آپ back home.
Back at Twilight's درخت home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: آپ got high, and passed out? قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get back ہوم before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what آپ ramblin' about?
Spike: آپ got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get here before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck قوس قزح Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* آپ used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't آپ just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about آپ using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing آپ a favor.
Mayor Mare: آپ broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have آپ executed. سے papillon, تیتلی کے style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, آپ out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't آپ heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, یا is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
قوس قزح Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll دکھائیں everyone My Little Pornstar: The پرستار Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. قوس قزح Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
قوس قزح Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
قوس قزح Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
قوس قزح Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
قوس قزح Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
قوس قزح Dash: Right. So now that آپ know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
قوس قزح Dash: *Not amused* آپ really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
قوس قزح Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do آپ do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
قوس قزح Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
قوس قزح Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
قوس قزح Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes آپ have.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can آپ hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as قوس قزح Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do آپ have anything to say before آپ do this?
قوس قزح Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
موسیقی Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
قوس قزح Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
موسیقی Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
قوس قزح Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If آپ give them the stuff, yeah.
قوس قزح Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
قوس قزح Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did آپ do that for?!
قوس قزح Dash: I have to tell آپ guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
قوس قزح Dash: No!! I don't even know where آپ got that from! Also, why did آپ tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
قوس قزح Dash: It's disgusting! آپ shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did آپ crash into my house?
قوس قزح Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: آپ have wings. How could آپ lose control?
قوس قزح Dash: آپ make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* قوس قزح Dash, I saw آپ out there! That was awesome!
قوس قزح Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when آپ brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, آپ told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
قوس قزح Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't آپ have something آپ wanted to tell us?
قوس قزح Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are آپ thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do آپ read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then آپ don't have to worry about it.
The اگلے day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving آپ a pair of wings to compete against قوس قزح Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If آپ win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There آپ are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo پچھواڑے, گدا out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think قوس قزح Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with قوس قزح Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her رائفل at قوس قزح Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
قوس قزح Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at قوس قزح Dash, but misses*
قوس قزح Dash: *Nearly gets hit سے طرف کی the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
قوس قزح Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, یا whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* آپ muthafuckin' white پچھواڑے, گدا cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on قوس قزح Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots قوس قزح Dash in the leg*
قوس قزح Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a بادل fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
قوس قزح Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
قوس قزح Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! آپ know what? I don't even know why I keep putting آپ in this show!
قوس قزح Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: قوس قزح Dash, please save me!!!
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope آپ can!! I hope you're right!!!!
قوس قزح Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: آپ know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
قوس قزح Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
قوس قزح Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, آپ ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. آپ left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
قوس قزح Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her دوستوں یا not.
Now this is the end. If آپ liked this episode, good for you. Become a پرستار of it, and leave a comment. If آپ didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. آپ should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope آپ still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. آپ cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ارے Fluttershy, آپ smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, آپ are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter لپیٹ, لفاف کریں Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
قوس قزح Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no آپ ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. آپ can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to قوس قزح Dash* Dashie, how's my پسندیدہ biyatch?!
قوس قزح Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help آپ clear the clouds mah nigga.
قوس قزح Dash: Are آپ feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I love you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
قوس قزح Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get آپ back home.
Back at Twilight's درخت home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: آپ got high, and passed out? قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get back ہوم before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what آپ ramblin' about?
Spike: آپ got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. قوس قزح Dash helped آپ get here before آپ caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck قوس قزح Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* آپ used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't آپ just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about آپ using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing آپ a favor.
Mayor Mare: آپ broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have آپ executed. سے papillon, تیتلی کے style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, آپ out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't آپ heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End