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This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic یا is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot مزید of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.



In the middle of the night, a serial killer dressed as a cop, complete with handcuffs, a gun, and a nightstick concealing a blade, stalks the streets of New York, killing people in droves and driving the public to fear the police. Police officer Jack Forrest, played سے طرف کی the King of Camp, Bruce Campbell, is framed for the murders after his wife is killed, all while officers Frank McCrae and Theresa Mallory تلاش for the killer and try to discover what his identity is and why he has strange abilities, especially being deathly cold and being unphased when shot. Some people could easily pass the Maniac Cop off as a Friday the 13th rip-off, but come on.... Jason didn’t go to New York until the seventh movie.
Now let me start off سے طرف کی saying this, if آپ are going into this movie looking for really good suspense, really decent story, all that jazz, Maniac Cop is not the film for you. This movie is really dumb, made for the lowest kind of entertainment, all about seeing people get killed سے طرف کی the slasher, waiting to see who lives and who dies. My kind of film, honestly. Sometimes, آپ just wanna watch a stupid slasher film just for the fun of it, and Maniac Cop is that kind of film. This is coming from the same guy that happily watches Friday the 13th مزید than Nightmare on Elm Street. This film will never win any rewards and doesn’t have a killer as iconic as Jason, but it’s got just the right amount of cheese to be entertaining enough.
The script in this movie is really bad. Maybe not bad, but just so lame. Sometimes, laughably bad. The acting is just campy enough to be silly and make آپ enjoy what آپ are watching through and through. Campbell's character, Jack, actually did cause some problem with producers, as they didn't like that he cheated on his wife at the start of the movie. But the creator didn't change it, because he preferred not having a completely good character, rather having a morally questionable one, which is found in a lot of horror films. I actually kinda like it. Wow, praising Maniac Cop with brilliant writing. Campbell did start out سے طرف کی saying this was the worst movie he had been a part of, but did grow to appreciate it over time. And then there’s the Maniac Cop himself. Sure, not the greatest slasher villain ever, but he’s no Evil Bong, that’s for sure. And the backstory with him at least explains his appearance. Not his immunity to bullets, but it definitely helps آپ understand how he got to be as crazy as he is.
Maniac Cop is dumb. It’s really dumb. It’s super dumb. And yet it is the right kind of dumb to be entertaining to any slasher junkie. It’s far from the greats, but آپ can probably get, at least some ironic enjoyment out of it. It was decent enough to get 2 sequels, but I don’t think I’ll ever check those out. That said, this film is worth a watch. Check it out if آپ have a love for 80s slashers.
When it comes to the mind of a child, many things can appear new to them. Their still developing psyches have not yet allowed them to experience everything in the world. They will see things differently than adults do, and everything that the adult human finds to be a normal thing will be completely alien to children. This could be a new and exciting experience to some kids, but at the same time, it can lead to them being mortified and scared of something, until they finally grow out of it. So, what the hell did any of that have to do with video games? None, probably, but it sure did make me...
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Shayne: *Nervously listens to the music*
Kevin: I don't think this is good!
Hawkeye: Usually something bad happens when this song is playing!
Sean The Hedgehog: Run away!
Sonic: I سیکنڈ that!

Everyone ran away.

Saten Twist: *Appears* Where did everyone go? I'm the host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. The name is Saten Twist سے طرف کی the way, and I'm in On The Block. The schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

On The Block
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents...
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Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come آپ sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from قوس قزح Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm قوس قزح Dash, from The Adventures of قوس قزح Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of قوس قزح Dash.

This...
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#1: THE RING:
If آپ seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.


#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".


#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end آپ would not see coming..


#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked سے طرف کی a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..


#5: ONE گھنٹہ PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Oh boy, here we go. We had to get to a really awful movie eventually. Now, this isn’t like Elves, Silent Night, Deadly Night یا Jack Frost. This movie we are reviewing isn’t a so bad it’s good movie. No, this movie is just all bad. I hate it… In case it wasn’t clear. I talked about the classic 1980s Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی and the terrible remake for October Movie Marathon. And, on Christmassacre, I talked about Black Christmas. So, that’s right, I’m talking about the terrible remake, the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Also, I couldn’t find تصاویر because of the violence. Plus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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 The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right, followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right, followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting اگلے to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
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Back when making low budget فلمیں wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man سے طرف کی the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my پسندیدہ فلمیں of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE آپ AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let آپ go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, آپ and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck آپ for being interested in things, آپ stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White دستانے, دستانہ Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused سے طرف کی the White دستانے, دستانہ Killer. He was soon found out to be the White دستانے, دستانہ Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already دکھانا آپ all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the مصنف telling us that the Big Dance, یا rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. آپ know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten سے طرف کی parasprites, and now آپ want me to buy آپ a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are آپ in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon....
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There are a lot of فلمیں out there. And a lot of فلمیں have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from فلمیں that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my مجموعی طور پر thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in فلمیں that just plain piss me off. So, I present to آپ all my فہرست for the سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for مزید than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it یا not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the سال 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed آپ to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Overrated عملی حکمت of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets مزید praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most پسندیدہ عملی حکمت of all time. I love this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if آپ know me, آپ would know that my پسندیدہ game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my سیکنڈ پسندیدہ Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. آپ kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell آپ all the سب, سب سے اوپر Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give آپ items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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ارے everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb quotes are "Welcome to Hell World" یا "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the آگ کے, آگ Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where آپ put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope آپ don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where آپ eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the آگ کے, آگ challenge, where آپ set yourself on آگ کے, آگ for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take