So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack سے طرف کی everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
آپ play as either a noble human, a noble یا peasant Dwarf یا a peasant یا tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, آپ end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only آپ and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for آپ to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. آپ got a clan of werewolves being hunted سے طرف کی Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, آپ a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and آپ have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice آپ make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, آپ need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, آپ gotta live with that decision. Do آپ want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city یا would آپ rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do آپ want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight یا do آپ want the allies آپ have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I love the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I love him. Despite all that, and the humor آپ get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced یا anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of dragons and warriors and I love every سیکنڈ of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
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And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Christmas horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when آپ think of anything that appears to be scary, what do آپ think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of آپ think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead یا just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if آپ aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make آپ change your mind. And that movie in سوال is, creatively, named The Children
The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are آپ excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest فلمیں out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even مزید Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.
Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels مزید like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels مزید like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when فلمیں were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director سے طرف کی the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my دوستوں find to be one of the best slasher فلمیں out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.
The movie follows a woman سے طرف کی the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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The movie follows a woman سے طرف کی the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Boy, do I love video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to فہرست the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million مزید games, I may make another فہرست in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list
#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after آپ get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after آپ get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
