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Would it even matter calling this SWERY ماہ at this point? It’s مزید like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted پچھواڑے, گدا schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big ماہ long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we اقدام on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games on here. Deadly Premonition was a wacky, insane yet charming thriller that I always come back to, and The Missing was a genuine piece of writing and legit horror from SWERY. And the less کہا about Extermination, the better. So we finally come to the game that started this entire marathon, the game I waited for the most out of any on this فہرست and the game that I will be ending this marathon on. Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise.
I’m honestly shocked that this game came into existence. I mean, I’m really happy it did, but still, it’s so surprising that it was even able to happen. With مزید time and a larger budget, was SWERY able to work out some technical kinks with the game? Well… yes and no. We’ll get to them when we get to them. For now, let’s start with the story. The game is set in 2019 in an apartment in Massachusetts. We follow two lackluster FBI agents, Aliyah Davis and Simon Jones, as they investigate a drug of red dust that has been spreading, turning people into mindless husks and driving them crazy, the ذریعہ being that of the Greenvale Case that York worked on, where they meet Francis Zach مورگن in his apartment to ask him questions, where he tells them of his first encounter with the Red Seeds, in the town of Le Carre in Louisiana, where he finds himself once again in a sea of murders and strange incidents. So in short, this game is both a sequel and a prequel. The Aliyah questioning segments taking place in 2019 where the Le Carre segments where آپ play as York take place in 2005, three years before the events of Deadly Premonition 1, and this is a unique way to go about a sequel and I kinda love it. But that’s just the premise. Can the game really live up to that?
Well, this game has a lot of things that I think it does better and does worse. First off, let me just say I love the modern دن segments where آپ play as Aliyah questioning the old, senile and sick Zach in his apartment (Also the reason I call him Zach is for numerous reasons. You’ll have to play the first game to understand). I know a lot of people can’t stand these segments because they drag on, but look, I loved both of Suda’s Silver Case games despite having little to no gameplay and being mostly dialogue based and I love the long periods of just talking in Tarantino films, because those things, along with Deadly Premonition 2, manage to make the dialogue interesting. One strength that Deadly Premonition 1 had is that when the writing wasn’t being batshit insane and fucking stupid, it could be so interesting that آپ are invested سے طرف کی the dialogue. SWERY is one of those writers that just knows how to write interesting dialogue, be that for the bizarre tone of the conversation, the strange philosophy of the characters, American society seen سے طرف کی the eyes of a wacky Japanese man, یا just because the words they use are so interesting, it all manages to keep my attention, and these segments are brimming with amazing dialogue. The dialogue is as good as a Metal Gear Solid game, I would say, though instead of Hideo Kojima دکھانا how much he knows about political trivia, آپ got SWERY دکھانا how much he knows about فلمیں and American trivia, and it’s not too bad. I genuinely get a kick out of hearing about the different kinds of فلمیں that York watches, how Cajun food is this combination of a dozen other cultures just tossed into a pot, the تفصیل of culture in Louisiana. I genuinely never had much thoughts on Louisiana, just thought it existed for Mardi Gra and bayous, but after playing this game, I got a hunger for some Cajun food and wanted to experience the deep south. This game just manages to keep my interest through dialogue alone and I love it. And don’t worry, it still manages to be weird and stupid at times as well to keep it interesting.
The characters in this game are their own blend of crazy. Sure, you’ll have a few regulars here and there, but oh man, the characters that are here are so crazy that they almost come off as normal, especially if آپ live in small towns. آپ got a hotel manager who also acts as the chef and bellboy and hotel owner, each with their own personalities, آپ got an old woman who focuses on superstitions and is always bowling all the time, a local priest who is also the town doctor who makes drums out of cans and animal skins, an angry short man who runs a crawfish farm, even a gravekeeper who thinks he’s an alien, a character with no importance to the plot that آپ can miss entirely. There aren’t as many characters to interact with in Deadly Premonition 2 and I didn’t see them go around town as much as I would’ve liked, but the ones that are here have their own unique charm to them that آپ can’t help but enjoy. And آپ do have one Patty Woods, a little girl who acts at York’s assistant throughout the investigation to level out the insanity. She’s always there to call people out on their weird bullshit and make jokes. At first I was so sick of having her around, but I then really grew to find her quips at York’s insanity to be hilarious. And of course, if we’re talking about characters, we gotta discuss York. I thought he was a charming guy in the first game, but now he is made even better here. آپ can see his transition from this baby blue eye’d young man with a smile that could melt even the coldest hearts to this pale, miserable old man who laughs at morbid things and has full intent of killing whoever was responsible for all this. But either way, he always has his strange personality quirks to keep him being the same York we loved. Always talking about فلمیں and in مزید capacity this time, messing with Zach in his free time, discussing the joys of coffee. This man, he feels like a real man. That smile, that’s the smile of a real man. I love him.



But the game isn’t perfect. I mean, it’s a SWERY game, of course it’s not. But I wanna get through the issues I do have first and foremost so that we can discuss the stuff that I do love, truly, again. And… we’ll get to the major one soon. First off, this game is glitchy. As fuck. Let’s get the big one out of the way that آپ have most likely heard of. The frame rate. Yeah…. It’s bad. Inside buildings, it’s not too bad. آپ can اقدام it around with ease and it’s fine. But outside. Oh my god, it’s a fucking slideshow. It fluctuates from “Bad” to “Oh my fucking god, it’s terrible”. And this wouldn’t upset me too much if not for the fact that آپ spend most of your time outside. I have heard, however, that they managed to massively improve the framerate, so that's good. But I could برداشت, ریچھ through that, even if it made me a little ill. What I can’t handle are the ہے رہا ہو لوڈ times. آپ will see a ہے رہا ہو لوڈ screen pass for a solid منٹ before آپ start moving again. They go on for way too long and, I get it, the game’s gotta load. But holy shit, a solid minute? This is giving me PTSD from the ہے رہا ہو لوڈ screens on the 360 version Dead Rising 2. I haven’t heard word of that getting fixed. It’s no deal breaker, but I wish it was shorter. Another thing are the quests in this game, major and side both. The major missions aren’t too bad. But there are moments where they start to drag, like when آپ gotta go and pick up three items for a character, one of the items being in one specific unmarked spot on the map and another only being sold on a Monday, and I didn’t hear this until Wednesday, so I had to spend a full week sleeping the days away until Monday to get it. It was just a slog. And then they have the gall to send آپ out to get three مزید items! And the other world is just not as fun as the first game. And yeah, I liked the other world in Deadly Premonition 1. Yeah, the combat wasn’t great, but at least the levels changed and felt like unique levels with their own layouts, designs, and puzzles to them. The three worlds آپ go into in Deadly Premonition 2 are just the same red corridors each. And they go on for so long until آپ reach the boss. Oh yeah, Deadly Premonition has bosses in this game. Depending on your skills, they can either be easy with a lot of health یا آپ can destroy them in literal seconds. It’s kind funny, but it does ruin the tension of these fights, so I personally never upgraded my gear for these reasons alone. Other than the level design itself, everything else feels improved. The combat is a lot مزید in your control now, even giving آپ access to the Psycho Gun, a sick name for a weapon that just turns your arm into a gun, and the enemy design, while only three enemies, is vastly better than smiling human. Sure, the creepy janky movement is gone and I would go so far as to say that Deadly Premonition 2 is even less of a horror game than the first because it’s just too clean now rather than janky and dirty, which worked in the first games favor. But hey, it’s better. But the side quests, ugh.
I did not enjoy those at all. They mostly consist of آپ going around, collecting items, shooting animals for their skins and returning them to the person for a miniscule reward. Sometimes آپ don’t even get the reward and instead just another sidequest that will task آپ with getting مزید items. Yeah, I didn’t enjoy these very much and just kinda gave up halfway through. There aren't many rewards to warrant going out of your way for it. While آپ may think you’ll struggle with cash at the start, they hand money out like it’s candy, much like the first game, and آپ will always have enough money to buy food and bullets and such. آپ only get the one gun, so there’s no weapons, آپ rarely find yoursel starving یا sleepy with the amount of coffee آپ get and the fact that the restaurant in the hotel آپ live in is always giing آپ food, which آپ will always afford because آپ always have money. آپ see what I mean? The game doesn’t have much tension. To be fair, neither did the first game when آپ could shove an endlessly respawning supply of lollipops into your gullet until you’re satisfied. But I will say, in doing the sidequests, it was much easier to get around town thanks to it. Sure, there’s the fast travel, but it helps that the town is much closer together than Greenvale, where آپ could spend half an گھنٹہ driving around to get rom place to place. Where as in Le Carre, آپ only spend five to ten منٹ driving. یا rather, skating. Yeah, there’s no car in Deadly Premonition 2. There’s just a skateboard. And I love it. آپ can go anywhere آپ want off road, آپ can whip it out whenever the hell آپ want, and the موسیقی that plays is just a wacky good time. All I can say is Francis York مورگن better be the guest character in the upcoming Tony Hawk Pro Skater Remake یا I’m gonna be upset.
But, then there’s the ہاتھی in the room. If it was just the glitches and the awkward gameplay mechanics, people would go, “Yep, that’s Deadly Premonition” and call it a day. But then we get to the controversy of the game. Then we get to Lena Dauman. Lena Dauman is a transvestite woman who is a major part of Deadly Premonition 2’s story, and is basically a moral in that it’s okay to be whoever آپ are, no matter what. There’s no shame in being gay, transexual یا anything, but آپ are still a human being. And with that respect should also come respect for the lives of others around you, and that doesn’t justify doing horrible things. The reason why I bring this character up is because I thought they handled the transexual theming appropriately, with York being sickened سے طرف کی transphobia in the south and getting angry that the thought of people having this mindset, saying that the south has problems with accepting people. But it comes when the game drops the original name of Lena when she was born a man. And that is where people have issues. For those that aren’t familiar, for transexuals, when they transition, they change their names, and leave their old name behind. This is known as deadnaming, and it is seen as offensive to some. The game I talked about a سال ago, The Red Strings Club, got into some trouble for this as well despite being a pro-gay game. But SWERY didn’t know this. No one in Japan has this mindset. There’s no deadnaming in Japan. When آپ bring up a person's name, that is how they refer to the person they once were, not meaning to offend. So when SWERY got blasted online, he apologized and made it his intent to patch out the deadnaming as soon as possible. But of course, gaming journalism jumped on that and called the game “Transphobic” and that “York as a transphobic character and worst game of the year”. I can’t get too made because we all know that game journalism is a fucking joke, but the fact that they took this as transphobia, when three years prior, SWERY made probably the most pro-trans game out there, far مزید than whatever Steven Universe fanfiction they were reading. It just pisses me off that every single مضمون about Deadly Premonition 2 only focused on this one thing. I won’t lie and say there’s no stigma against gays and transexuals in Japan. In fact, it’s huge and to deny that there is is naive and stupid. But I assure you, the last person to be transexual is fucking SWERY.
Okay, so with that out of the way, that’s pretty much all my gripes with the game. I will say that it has some issues along with some ways that it improves on the original game, be it combat, world design, world transportation, all that, while the first game still beats out this game in it’s own way. I’ve heard some reviewers say that if آپ liked Deadly Premonition 1, you’ll love this game, but if آپ hated 1, you’ll hate this game. This was a game made only for Deadly Premonition شائقین یا شائقین of this kind of style. And yeah…. I’d agree. Deadly Premonition is niche. It is extremely niche and made only for people interested in that stuff. And that’s why I love it. It has so much passion put into it. This could’ve just been a quick cash grab to get money off of the cult following of the game, but they didn’t do that. I hate to use the term cash grab to describe a game because it’s so tired, especially in a greedy, soulles industry like this, but that is how some sequels can be. But Deadly Premonition 2 was handled with the same love and care, یا miscare depending on how آپ look at it, that the first game had. And it is a game that knows how to end a character arc. This was the perfect send off for a character like York and Zach. It was the best way to end their story of the Red Seeds, of the other world, and of all the strange shit that happens in the world around them. I couldn’t ask for a better ending for two chucklefucks. Would I like there to be a Deadly Premonition 3? Perhaps. But not with York and Zach. At least not as the main characters. They have finished their story and any مزید with just be needless fluff, I think. While Deadly Premonition 2 drags in a lot of ways, the مزید I thought of it’s ending, the مزید I thought, “This game is something special”, and it is. A sequel to a game that reviewed poorly and only had passionate شائقین to keep it afloat that would’ve been lost due to the publishers owning the rights, much like what happened to SWERY’s other game, D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die. But instead, he got the rights back, was able to make a game, and despite all the technical issues and backlash, was able to put out the game that could satisfy fans, to some extent. Even if some of them are a lot مزید stubborn than others, there are those that love this game, myself included. We may never get a game like this again, so I’m glad I could enjoy it myself. And I will always look up to Hidetaka Suehiro as a mad genius along with the likes of Goichi Suda, Yoko Taro, Shinji Mikami, and Keiichiro Toyama. Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise, a name that it truly lives up to.
And that’s it for SWERY month. I thought I would never get this thing done. And yet, I’m sad to see it end. I’ve grown fond of these strange titles that SWERY makes and I look آگے to see what he does in the future. I hear that he and Suda51 and Keiichiro Toyama are working on a game called Hotel Barsalona, which will be a horror game. Not much info is out sadly aside from the name and the partnership, but…. With names like that, I’m excited. I hope that this marathon has gotten آپ at least mildly curious to check out a few of these games. Deadly Premonition 1 is on Xbox 360, PS3, Steam and Switch right now. The Missing is on PS4, Xbox One and Steam. Sadly, Deadly Premonition 2 is currently a Switch port as of the time of this article, so you’ll have to wait for that one. And fuck it, didn’t talk about it, but D4 is on Xbox One. Check these games out if آپ enjoy weird story telling like I do. With that said, I hope آپ enjoyed this look into this strange man and I hope آپ look آگے to a less insane piece of work in the future.


Another Tim Schaffer game on the فہرست and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a مزید niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, یا Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, یا a blue little کتیا, کتيا who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! آپ wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of آپ know Sega? Okay, now how many of آپ know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of آپ actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good سوال because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can آپ lose your virginity if آپ fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what آپ learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But سے طرف کی that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel یا a crying smiley face”
Oh آپ innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can آپ actually lose weight سے طرف کی rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I love horror movies. Their easily my پسندیدہ genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the فلمیں that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror فلمیں I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only فلمیں that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, یا Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی - Now, before آپ all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare آپ all for the stupidest thing آپ will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. آپ know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my پسندیدہ fighting game franchise ever. I love playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my پسندیدہ so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, یا the Tekken tournament, hosted سے طرف کی the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off سے طرف کی saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, آپ LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, اقدام OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed سے طرف کی zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't آپ die on me, آپ little bitch. Get up. I کہا get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: آپ FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the حالیہ era. A man who is کہا to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who آپ ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This مضمون contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, آپ have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with آپ five مزید things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, آپ may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if آپ wish to دکھائیں me things that آپ yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the سال 2010, we got an عملی حکمت known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in فلمیں like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This عملی حکمت had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the دکھائیں good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic love for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game سے طرف کی Ubisoft, but developed سے طرف کی Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal یا No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal یا No Deal, a game دکھائیں that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal یا No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, یا what made it so مقبول to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like مشروم, کھنبی Men and the No مزید Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But آپ know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if آپ were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed سے طرف کی all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll دکھائیں them! I'll دکھائیں ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art سے طرف کی Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror فلمیں didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror شائقین motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I love Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a پرستار of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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