Song (Start at 0:20): link
Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*
Song: link
Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's دکھائیں The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful دن on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped اگلے to him.
"Good morning Gordon." کہا Thomas. "How are آپ on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do آپ know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The اگلے morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." کہا Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet آپ all." کہا Sean.
All the engines کہا hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," کہا Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need آپ to carry the express."
"Yes sir," کہا Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few منٹ later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." کہا the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why آپ think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," کہا the conductor, "Let's get a اقدام on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's ہل, لندن with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the اگلے station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and آپ should know better. He helped آپ go up a ہل, لندن after آپ made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." کہا Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My گزشتہ owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." بتھ, مرغابی said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are آپ telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my گزشتہ railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." کہا Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't آپ believe him?" بتھ, مرغابی asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." کہا Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could آپ tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
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Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few دوستوں at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice ساحل سمندر, بیچ over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, آپ can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do آپ want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do آپ always lie to us Parker?
Parker: آپ think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. آپ will go to the labor دن parade اگلے Saturday, یا you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor دن is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, یا see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. آپ just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have مزید of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind آپ about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied سے طرف کی Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor دن Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to آپ about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, آپ too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square آپ were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He کہا he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do آپ know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore دکھانا everyone what Labor دن is really about. Work.
Song: link
Hundreds of blue squares were playing موسیقی as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought آپ کہا آپ were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the گیراج where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: آپ کہا آپ were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for آپ fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Did آپ really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only کہا that to make him منسوخ his stupid parade.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one مزید minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See آپ later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground اگلے to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head سے طرف کی her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front سے طرف کی his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit سے طرف کی her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit سے طرف کی his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, یا beaten up سے طرف کی floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
Song: link
Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see آپ on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*
Song: link
Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's دکھائیں The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful دن on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped اگلے to him.
"Good morning Gordon." کہا Thomas. "How are آپ on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do آپ know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The اگلے morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." کہا Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet آپ all." کہا Sean.
All the engines کہا hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," کہا Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need آپ to carry the express."
"Yes sir," کہا Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few منٹ later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." کہا the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why آپ think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," کہا the conductor, "Let's get a اقدام on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's ہل, لندن with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the اگلے station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and آپ should know better. He helped آپ go up a ہل, لندن after آپ made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." کہا Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My گزشتہ owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." بتھ, مرغابی said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are آپ telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my گزشتہ railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." کہا Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't آپ believe him?" بتھ, مرغابی asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." کہا Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could آپ tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
---
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few دوستوں at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice ساحل سمندر, بیچ over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, آپ can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do آپ want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do آپ always lie to us Parker?
Parker: آپ think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. آپ will go to the labor دن parade اگلے Saturday, یا you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor دن is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, یا see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. آپ just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have مزید of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind آپ about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied سے طرف کی Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor دن Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to آپ about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, آپ too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square آپ were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He کہا he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do آپ know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore دکھانا everyone what Labor دن is really about. Work.
Song: link
Hundreds of blue squares were playing موسیقی as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought آپ کہا آپ were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the گیراج where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: آپ کہا آپ were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for آپ fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Did آپ really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only کہا that to make him منسوخ his stupid parade.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one مزید minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See آپ later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground اگلے to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head سے طرف کی her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front سے طرف کی his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit سے طرف کی her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit سے طرف کی his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, یا beaten up سے طرف کی floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
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Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see آپ on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.
Art by Alinah_09
Hello, and welcome to the Third دن of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for آپ all. We all know that Black Christmas was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.
So, this movie was released to the world in the good old سال of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...
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So, this movie was released to the world in the good old سال of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...
Art by Alinah_09
Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the سیکنڈ movie in the franchise. So, how could what was کہا to be one of the greatest slasher فلمیں of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?
First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed سے طرف کی Rick...
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First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed سے طرف کی Rick...
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed سے طرف کی the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all کہا and done, let us play through a ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا Manufacture game. ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No مزید Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead
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Killer is Dead was made some...
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~Story~
Killer is Dead was made some...
Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist یا something to leave me bankrupt, this مضمون has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film
I: From Humble Beginnings
Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...
