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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 11 - Manual Labor

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Komoli: Hey, آپ want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as آپ play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can آپ help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need آپ to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: آپ can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than آپ who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought آپ went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a محفوظ place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do آپ really یا are آپ just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned سے طرف کی Mickie
Nate: آپ mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never کہا he was clean. I just کہا the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........

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What's Your Take - مضمون 121 - Sally NOT EXE

posted by Windwakerguy430

Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic ویژن ٹیلی shows, however his پسندیدہ character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten سیکنڈ in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before آپ do this, آپ should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, آپ should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are آپ still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

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What's Your Take - مضمون 56 - The Worst Fanfiction Ever Written

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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, پرستار fictions. This دکھائیں had lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....

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What's Your Take- مضمون 25- Saint's Blow

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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless آپ play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give آپ ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities آپ can do to earn آپ respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....

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Walking dead spoof.. Chapter 8

posted by Canada24

Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide یا something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the سیکنڈ guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a دیوار and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a چھری and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the دل Go Fonder

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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that ٹیٹرا was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped سے طرف کی the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 10 - Finale

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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...

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What's Your Take - مضمون 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say سیکنڈ verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts acting weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - مضمون 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc آپ آپ overrated prick. آپ suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell آپ do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did آپ bring me along!?

???: آپ figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that آپ have to bring me with you!

???: in the فلمیں people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would آپ think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

تیز رو, سوئفٹ Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

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Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw آپ commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know آپ can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see آپ tonight. I only want آپ to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

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Windwakerguy430's سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Demons

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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different سب, سب سے اوپر tens for the اگلے following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the سب, سب سے اوپر ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that آپ find lurking the in the depths of hell, یا in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, یا played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one سے طرف کی far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, سے طرف کی far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 13 - ...Keeps the Doctor Away

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Link: Man, this job is a lot مزید fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone سے طرف کی killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears موسیقی behind waterfall) What is this. The موسیقی is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

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What's Your Take - مضمون 116 - Very Dirty Movie

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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do آپ get when آپ get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ آپ get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 1

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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on آگ کے, آگ again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 3 - All Work and No Play

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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one مزید person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. آپ mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: آپ want your reward یا not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the candy store
Tetra:...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 6

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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, سے طرف کی setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...