1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ارے cowboy? آپ mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, آپ DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of آپ left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK آپ VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where آپ guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll دکھائیں آپ a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate آپ and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are آپ speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to آپ huh? آپ fuck! اگلے time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck آپ then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. یا both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do آپ exist?"
#10:
"When ever آپ get a doubt in your mind. I want آپ to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did آپ kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do آپ take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant مزید to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't آپ got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee یا I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals dogs collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN آپ LITTLE FUCK!!"
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ارے cowboy? آپ mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, آپ DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of آپ left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK آپ VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where آپ guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll دکھائیں آپ a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate آپ and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are آپ speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to آپ huh? آپ fuck! اگلے time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck آپ then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. یا both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do آپ exist?"
#10:
"When ever آپ get a doubt in your mind. I want آپ to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did آپ kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do آپ take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant مزید to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't آپ got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee یا I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals dogs collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN آپ LITTLE FUCK!!"
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
