#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill آپ both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell آپ all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill آپ both, slice آپ open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear آپ up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: ارے Ty? Who آپ think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set سے طرف کی our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE آپ ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. آپ heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome آپ freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: آپ think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask آپ something? Did آپ have to live the rest of your life with your best دوستوں life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So آپ can take your god damn رپورٹ and shove it up your ass... And let me tell آپ something else.. آپ did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that آپ created... So آپ live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how آپ like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few سیکنڈ were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe آپ want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, آپ WISH آپ had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are آپ such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) آپ oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill آپ both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell آپ all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill آپ both, slice آپ open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear آپ up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: ارے Ty? Who آپ think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set سے طرف کی our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE آپ ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. آپ heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome آپ freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: آپ think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask آپ something? Did آپ have to live the rest of your life with your best دوستوں life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So آپ can take your god damn رپورٹ and shove it up your ass... And let me tell آپ something else.. آپ did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that آپ created... So آپ live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how آپ like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few سیکنڈ were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe آپ want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, آپ WISH آپ had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are آپ such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) آپ oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..