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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
قوس قزح Dash: Wow. آپ can stay with us until Celestia makes آپ a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do آپ sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
قوس قزح Dash: Who کہا you're idiotic? Sure آپ made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make آپ retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do آپ drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? آپ need to wait in line یا leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told آپ that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well آپ should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters آپ robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill آپ for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do آپ mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one مزید time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: آپ also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just کہا that because آپ did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll دکھائیں آپ how it's done.

In the اگلے part
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سیب, ایپل Bloom:Helppppppp!
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's سیب, ایپل Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
سیب, ایپل Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
سیب, ایپل Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
سیب, ایپل Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's سیب, ایپل Bloom*
سیب, ایپل Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
قوس قزح Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with سیب, ایپل Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
قوس قزح Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
قوس قزح Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: آپ all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill آپ (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute,...
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Twilight Sparkle: I کہا no magic. آپ were supposed to do it سے طرف کی hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if آپ hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make مزید sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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