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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
قوس قزح Dash: Wow. آپ can stay with us until Celestia makes آپ a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do آپ sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
قوس قزح Dash: Who کہا you're idiotic? Sure آپ made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make آپ retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do آپ drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? آپ need to wait in line یا leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told آپ that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well آپ should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters آپ robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill آپ for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do آپ mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one مزید time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: آپ also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just کہا that because آپ did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll دکھائیں آپ how it's done.

In the اگلے part
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What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a ہل, لندن in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, آپ three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*...
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Los Angeles, 1964

Jared: *In the bar with Saten & Tareq*
Saten: Well, thanks for a سال of covering for a dead nerd.
Jared: I heard Hayden gave آپ a hard time for the first two years.
Tareq: We got a new ٹٹو starting after آپ leave tomorrow. His name's Brett.
Jared: Have آپ met him yet?
Saten: Nope.
Jared: Let me know what he's like when آپ do meet him.
Tareq: Sure.
Saten: Right now, آپ deserve a toast.

When the three stallions received their beers, they hit the glasses together, and enjoyed their drinks.

Next morning, Saten met Brett. They would be working together on the Super Chief....
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 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, اگلے to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a ٹٹو in this car
Nikki is drag racing a ٹٹو in this car


Nikki: *Sees the ٹٹو in his car* Enjoy that car while آپ can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the ٹٹو racing her* آپ picked the wrong ٹٹو to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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Everyone in this town is fucked up!
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-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - ارے Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - ارے Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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The sky was starting to turn dark as قوس قزح Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought مزید guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back سے طرف کی now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell آپ A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are آپ okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one دن I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of آپ are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! آپ can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of آپ must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling آپ would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased سے طرف کی this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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