My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
قوس قزح Dash: Wow. آپ can stay with us until Celestia makes آپ a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do آپ sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
قوس قزح Dash: Who کہا you're idiotic? Sure آپ made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make آپ retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do آپ drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? آپ need to wait in line یا leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told آپ that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well آپ should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters آپ robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill آپ for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do آپ mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one مزید time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: آپ also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just کہا that because آپ did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll دکھائیں آپ how it's done.

In the اگلے part

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this مضمون for people on this club that like writing fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This مضمون should help آپ out, and it might also encourage others to start writing fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, یا just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If آپ think you're good at writing, یا do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If آپ don't...

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What Do آپ Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW مضمون ever. Please don't feel horrified at what آپ are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the محفوظ side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny دن when a ٹٹو with a sniper رائفل was looking at a mare swimming. The ٹٹو with the رائفل was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the سب, سب سے اوپر of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an گھنٹہ later, a ٹٹو was walking. This ٹٹو was known as Harry...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last فہرست was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet سیب, ایپل Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The گلابی Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do آپ think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the لنکس to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train سے طرف کی himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...

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Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth نہیںملتیں آپ had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack کی, اپپلیجاک went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...