My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
قوس قزح Dash: Wow. آپ can stay with us until Celestia makes آپ a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do آپ sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
قوس قزح Dash: Who کہا you're idiotic? Sure آپ made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make آپ retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do آپ drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? آپ need to wait in line یا leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told آپ that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well آپ should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters آپ robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill آپ for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do آپ mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one مزید time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: آپ also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just کہا that because آپ did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll دکھائیں آپ how it's done.

In the اگلے part

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ٹٹو pics for ٹٹو club

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 105 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops اگلے to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, آپ go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. آپ do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of آپ wanted to do it,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their دوستوں about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did آپ get to شامل میں the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the دن the auction took place, it was...

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Dan Rants. Episode 1 : Brony Community

posted by SomeoneButNoone

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.

Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they love a guy with name Adolf and surname...

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia interrogate the ٹٹو in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He کہا he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill آپ two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the سٹریٹ, گلی from the train station around 9 O' Clock....

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and قوس قزح Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one مزید thing we need. *Opens the تنے, ٹرنک of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: آپ must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with قوس قزح Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 4

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! آپ didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help سے طرف کی mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! آپ could have actually won this election if آپ just listened to me. آپ wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.

The Train Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Didont was standing اگلے to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery guns with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine مزید traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was دکھانا up to the yards where his train was getting...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn

Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn, everyone was sad. A ٹٹو was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a ٹٹو for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...

On The Block Episode 26 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The pony with Jeff

Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have آپ been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What سال did آپ start working for your railroad?...

On The Block Episode 14 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...

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On The Block Episode 12 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the سٹریٹ, گلی together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: آپ mean...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic قوس قزح as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colors of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will آپ stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an مالٹا, نارنگی firework* That's nice....

On The Block Episode 11 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony چرا لیا, چوری کی all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...