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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get آپ in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" یا "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if آپ want to lose her.

9. ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a تبصرہ about their weight.

10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the مزید آپ call her this, the مزید she'll take it that آپ think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do آپ really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. میمنے, برہ Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when آپ think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. Love Lumps - if آپ don't want hot سوپ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although آپ could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if آپ know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's دن رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا یا her birthday. If آپ use this آپ know you'll be getting some later.
    

There آپ have it, a سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. یا read it and laugh. یا at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying یا it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this فہرست wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak آپ out
But I
I think I might of کہا too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of کہا it’s آپ and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do آپ love someone without getting hurt
How do آپ love someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do آپ love, how do آپ love someone
How do آپ love, how do آپ love someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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آپ told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t آپ bother what I do
No matter what آپ say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your love was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to دکھائیں the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy آپ are
You’re a talented kind of boy آپ are
And that’s just the kind of boy آپ are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the موسیقی plays
Headstrong, can آپ feel the beat
Melt down, can آپ feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can آپ feel the beat
Melt down, can آپ feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He کہا you’re amazing
She کہا then why آپ waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
دکھائیں me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
دکھائیں me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the موسیقی plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an سیب, ایپل to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit سے طرف کی a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking آگے to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking آگے to my new world
Writing names, writing names, YEAH!
Writing...
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They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause آپ know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause آپ know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In آپ I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post ڈیٹس اپ if آپ want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car آگے saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If آپ are hung like a horse, آپ don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my دل out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, یا the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my دل out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. آپ wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet آپ on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
گٹار by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then آپ wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if آپ just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"
posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can آپ forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the سٹریٹ, گلی physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your پچھواڑے, گدا like rembrandt!
Ha! آپ Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when آپ see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what آپ did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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added by LovableXNerd
Source: Google
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to دوستوں about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in love with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
added by CokeTheUmbreon
The فہرست went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside پرستار pop, پرستار pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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Source: Cats