Just like the last Parody, based off the دکھائیں Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before آپ say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there آپ go, enjoy. :D
A&O Wolves دکان for Furniture (Parody)
Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.
Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.
Humphrey: I likes Ikea.
They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.
Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some random average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*
Garth: Uh, Salty, can آپ please try to control yourself?
Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!
Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*
Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*
Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.
Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies آپ to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, یا a Detolf, یا extra proffs, یا Poäng, یا cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If آپ wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)
Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.
Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*
Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. آپ two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and bedding stuff, آپ know why? Because آپ got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?
Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.
Hutch: آپ wants to handle this?
Garth آپ guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.
Salty: If any of آپ guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*
Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. آپ have terrible taste.
Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!
Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.
Candu: What? A vest? آپ wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean آپ
Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.
Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)
Humphrey: Hutch...
Hutch: Ja?
Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?
Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. آپ look like آپ fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! آپ know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how آپ drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*
Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*
Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, آپ think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.
Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.
Garth: Have آپ guys been crying?
Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.
Garth: آپ sure آپ haven't been crying?
Humphrey: No.
Hutch: Yes.
Humphrey: ...yes.
Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*
Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?
*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on آگ کے, آگ due to Candu’s cigar*
Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!
They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....
THE END! :D
link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
A&O Wolves دکان for Furniture (Parody)
Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.
Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.
Humphrey: I likes Ikea.
They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.
Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some random average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*
Garth: Uh, Salty, can آپ please try to control yourself?
Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!
Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*
Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*
Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.
Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies آپ to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, یا a Detolf, یا extra proffs, یا Poäng, یا cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If آپ wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)
Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.
Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*
Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. آپ two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and bedding stuff, آپ know why? Because آپ got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?
Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.
Hutch: آپ wants to handle this?
Garth آپ guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.
Salty: If any of آپ guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*
Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. آپ have terrible taste.
Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!
Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.
Candu: What? A vest? آپ wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean آپ
Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.
Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)
Humphrey: Hutch...
Hutch: Ja?
Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?
Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. آپ look like آپ fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! آپ know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how آپ drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*
Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*
Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, آپ think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.
Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.
Garth: Have آپ guys been crying?
Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.
Garth: آپ sure آپ haven't been crying?
Humphrey: No.
Hutch: Yes.
Humphrey: ...yes.
Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*
Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?
*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on آگ کے, آگ due to Candu’s cigar*
Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!
They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....
THE END! :D
link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
Humphrey: "Oh crap gotta pee!" *rushes to a restroom*
Humphrey: "All of them are vacant Whew!"
Humphrey: *Zips down"
Humphrey: "Pees"
*Flushing noises*
Humphrey: "Zips up"
*Runs to a car and hijacks it*
*drives off in a Dodge charger*
Erm idk what else the end. مزید coming soon
Oh wait I got more
The chopper would be in the air
Chopper pilot: STEADY FIRE!
*Explosion which Humphrey dodges سے طرف کی swerving*
He would place a explosive on the road blowing up the other vehicles
Humphrey: "Woah that's real shit now *Laughing*
Well credits go to Humphrey Filmer Chopper pilot and almost
Everyone else in this article
Lol
The end
Humphrey: "All of them are vacant Whew!"
Humphrey: *Zips down"
Humphrey: "Pees"
*Flushing noises*
Humphrey: "Zips up"
*Runs to a car and hijacks it*
*drives off in a Dodge charger*
Erm idk what else the end. مزید coming soon
Oh wait I got more
The chopper would be in the air
Chopper pilot: STEADY FIRE!
*Explosion which Humphrey dodges سے طرف کی swerving*
He would place a explosive on the road blowing up the other vehicles
Humphrey: "Woah that's real shit now *Laughing*
Well credits go to Humphrey Filmer Chopper pilot and almost
Everyone else in this article
Lol
The end
Runt slowly got his sences back he did not know were he was
he smelled blood,drugs,and sick people
he found that he was in the hospial
the pack had advanced alot in technology
runt couldent feel his arm
your ok" stinky exclamed
what happend"runt asked
آپ um آپ lost your arm" stinky studderd
what"runt کہا looking at his arm
he saw a steel arm were his used to be
there is some one who wants to see you"stinky said
it was tasha runts girlfreind
Runt your ok" Tasha said
yeah if ok is a missing fucking arm" runt کہا getting up
um Tasha i wanna know if um" runt lost is words
what is it" tasha کہا in her french accent (she was french not like marcel i meen real french)
will آپ um marrie me"runt کہا the thing he wanted to say sence he met tasha 4 years پہلے
yes i have been waiting for آپ to say that" tasha said
the end for now
its really short but it is important
he smelled blood,drugs,and sick people
he found that he was in the hospial
the pack had advanced alot in technology
runt couldent feel his arm
your ok" stinky exclamed
what happend"runt asked
آپ um آپ lost your arm" stinky studderd
what"runt کہا looking at his arm
he saw a steel arm were his used to be
there is some one who wants to see you"stinky said
it was tasha runts girlfreind
Runt your ok" Tasha said
yeah if ok is a missing fucking arm" runt کہا getting up
um Tasha i wanna know if um" runt lost is words
what is it" tasha کہا in her french accent (she was french not like marcel i meen real french)
will آپ um marrie me"runt کہا the thing he wanted to say sence he met tasha 4 years پہلے
yes i have been waiting for آپ to say that" tasha said
the end for now
its really short but it is important
