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Just like the last Parody, based off the دکھائیں Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before آپ say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there آپ go, enjoy. :D

A&O Wolves دکان for Furniture (Parody)

Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.

Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.

Humphrey: I likes Ikea.

They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.

Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some random average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*

Garth: Uh, Salty, can آپ please try to control yourself?

Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!

Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*

Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*

Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.

Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies آپ to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, یا a Detolf, یا extra proffs, یا Poäng, یا cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If آپ wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)

Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.

Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*

Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. آپ two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and bedding stuff, آپ know why? Because آپ got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?

Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.

Hutch: آپ wants to handle this?

Garth آپ guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.

Salty: If any of آپ guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*

Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. آپ have terrible taste.

Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!

Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.

Candu: What? A vest? آپ wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean آپ

Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.

Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!

*Meanwhile*

Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)

Humphrey: Hutch...

Hutch: Ja?

Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?

Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. آپ look like آپ fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! آپ know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how آپ drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*

Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*

Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, آپ think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!

*Meanwhile*

Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.

Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.

Garth: Have آپ guys been crying?

Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.

Garth: آپ sure آپ haven't been crying?

Humphrey: No.

Hutch: Yes.

Humphrey: ...yes.

Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*

Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?

*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on آگ کے, آگ due to Candu’s cigar*

Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!

They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....

THE END! :D

link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
posted by Red_Pyramid206
NOTE: Just to clear things up, this is somewhat a sequel to the Final Destination crossover سے طرف کی Igtar77, his most حالیہ chapter was the prequel to the Dante's Inferno crossover. One مزید thing. This was written for pure entertainment, not for religious purpose.


*3 Days After Kate's Encounter With Death*

Kate walked on, hoping to find a place to rest for the night. On her back was the scythe she چرا لیا, چوری کی from death himself. She laughed at how she made death plea for life, how Ironic. The scythe itself was pretty light, and for some reason it stuck to her back and she was able to easily reach...
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Well, guys, this Is the Balto fanfic where I'm working at since a couple of years!!! I'm posting all the chapters here, but one at a time!!!!

Here's the first chapter!!!

Balto, Jenna, Aleu, Boris and all the others are property of Universal Pictures, I do not own the rights to them.

Barrow, Celeste and Ewan are the property of Kelev.

Martin, Jack, Jeanne, Trace, Marian, Oregon and Chelsea are the property of Alue26 (me).

The عنوان of the fanfic is leaned from the Michel Valiant comic ‘The Hell behind the Circuit’, property of Jean and Philippe Graton. I do not own the right to them.

The song...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
(Bear in mind that I really did go to Alabama, and the story that I tell is one hundred percent true)

(June 27, 2011)

After an exhilarating دن of screwing around on the beaches of Fort Morgan, Alabama, we were all dog tired.
Scar, Kate, and I retreated from the rapidly chilling ocean breeze into the warmth and safety of our rented beachfront property.
Scar and Kate lounged around on the سوفی, لٹانا while I prepared dinner; سٹیک for the wolves and a supreme پیزا for moi. The succulent meaty aroma of steaks mixing with the dough and toppings on the پیزا made all of our mouths water.

Once the food...
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Humphrey had always wondered why Kate made those strange sudden yelping noises while she slept. It had been a سال since Kate and Humphrey had started sleeping together, (it wasn't the sleeping but the staying awake part that Humphrey was interested in) and only just recently in the last few months had she started yelping in her sleep. Humphrey began to ponder as he ly awake in بستر listening to this phenomenon- was it a nightmare of some sorts, a late night reactive orgasm to the afternoon before in which they both yelped uncontrollably any way. Either way it was strange.

Being Kates mate Humphrey...
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Lost in conversation, the night passed on and on, slowly as the moon kept its course of travel. It was steady as it had ever been, dependable, and tonight, kind and generous.
It gave light to everything around and asked for nothing in return, it filled each بھیڑیا there with a glee and joy. Some wolves, even with a rambunctious edge on this night.

Zen's Omega's mingled with the other Clan Omegas, Deltas and a few Betas all night, Eight among them. The group hadn't moved an inch, though the size of it had grown some. Members left to mingle, returned and left again, some newcomers came سے طرف کی to say...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
I decided to rewrite this chapter because it was originally too rushed and I left great detail out. Plus Katie made me do it.

Hi, my name is Chris. I work for an architecture company and am well paid. I live in my own house across the سٹریٹ, گلی from my two best friends, Jon and Kate. My friend Colby and his mate Scar live down the road. Sweets and Artic live around the corner. Brandon and Lilly live اگلے door. Uriah and Humphrey are اگلے to Jon and Kate. It was nice to have my دوستوں close. But the one thing that made me different was that I was alone, single. Everyone else had someone to love...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
Kate was getting ready for her تاریخ with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror فلمیں until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the شاور and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate کہا to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were مزید sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...
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posted by Xscash232
 Humphrey
Humphrey
Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode سے طرف کی and کہا "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and کہا "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and کہا "Listen if your picking a fight...
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posted by AlphaWolfCurt
Chapter 3
Shakey’s Getting Married

Humphrey finally arrived at Mooch’s ماند, خلوت خانہ “Hey Mooch آپ there bud! “Humphrey yelled from outside the den. “Yes I’m here Humphrey what’s up” Mooch کہا as he walked out of his den. ”Kate and I just romanced together and she کہا I was good” Humphrey کہا in an excited voice. “Wow that’s good for آپ Humphrey” Mooch کہا in a sad tone. ”What’s wrong I thought آپ would be happy for me” Humphrey کہا as he walked up to Mooch.” I am happy for آپ it’s just oh it doesn’t matter” Mooch کہا as he walked over to Humphrey with...
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Yeah sorry its short, I decided to make this short because I hit a writers block today. So Yeah. No offense to Lilly شائقین یا Lilly_Omega! I am a Lilly پرستار myself. Just thought I would clear that out of the way! :) Peace out!

Kate was still disturbed سے طرف کی the human they saw earlier. She had this weird feeling that they were being followed. "Hey Humphrey?" Kate said, stopping. "What?" Humphrey said. "That human, I feel like he maybe following us." Kate said, looking around. Humphrey then heard a rustle in the trees, which sounded like footsteps. "Humphrey..." Kate said, standing close to her...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
 The Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor
The Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor
(June 2, 2011)
(This episode takes place two days after part 11)

When I woke up Saturday morning, Scar was already awake and not in the بستر with me. This immediately sent my brain racing, because this was very unusual. She laying on the window ledge, looking out at the gray mist. I raised myself up on one elbow and looked at her through fuzzy eyes.
"Scar?" I کہا softly.
She looked over at me, her eyes alert.
"Oh, hey," she whispered back.
"What's wrong, babe?" I asked.
"Today's your graduation from Aggressors, right?" she asked.
"Yeah."
"I have a bad feeling about today," she کہا softly.
"What's...
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posted by Humphrey_Omega
Okay i was looking through all of the characters of alpha and omega and was thinking about the سیکنڈ movie. Now, i think they should have certain characters in there more. For example, they only had Candy and Sweets in there for what 30 seconds? I think they should put in مزید of those two i think that would be interesting. Also, they should have مزید of the eastern pack life involved like دکھائیں their territory a bit مزید they never even showed it in the original movie. i believe there are no dissapointments in this movie because i am obsessed as well as alot of others. one major thing that...
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That اگلے morning, Kate got up, and told Cando to meet her in a back alley. They met, and Kate pulled out her gun.
“Woah, Kate, what are آپ doing!?”
“I’m going to do what Humphrey did. Take آپ to the hospital speeding really fast, then hit an Omega I will eventually mate with!”
“It only works when آپ don’t expect it! It doesn’t work if آپ plan that! God works that way!”
“I have lost Faith in God!”
Something fell into Cando’s دل signaling him to get her to have Faith again. It was a sign from God! He was put on this world for two reasons! One, to be tested if...
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A پرستار get together PT.1: THe summer home.

This takes place, in the first person perspective of myself. This will be about Jon, Brandon, Jeremy, and Uriah. یا in their Fanpop names, KateALphaWolf, Metallica1147, (Or what ever those last four numbers are...) VengeanceWolf, and UriahA... The story starts with us all at an A and O convention that has gone horribly wrong in the summer break. Enjoy my comedy... -Kates-mate101

I opened the door to the convention. The door creaked open slowly. I closed my eyes and flipped my long black/brown hair over my right eye, as I do when I'm nervous, but then...
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Humphrey was transported to crash site two where Garths squad set up a perimiter the good thing was Humphrey wasn't paralized so he limped over to Omega 1 crash and found kates body striped and bloody and he found the rest of the crew but what got to Humphrey was that his girlfriend was dead he sat there holding her body Crying he was on guard though incase of an attack Then there was an explosion and humphrey limped twoard the building they had for the wounded he sat on a cot he couldn't feel his back then he heard a loud explosion and he heard A cry of pain I ran out side and found my Squad...
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Humphrey couldn’t walk correctly. The hit really took him down. He didn’t want to go to the hospital though. He decided to visit Winston and Eve. They lost a daughter, so Kate was almost as big of a loss for them. He drove over to their house.
“Hey, Winston! How are you?”
“I’m alright, I just wish I know where that woman went with Kate.”
“I’m trying to figure it out myself. It’s hopeless! I have to put my life back together somehow. I‘m missing my mate, my brother, and one of my friends.”
“Come on in, the three of us can talk.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Winston rubbed the...
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posted by UriahA
Scar was crying the اگلے morning. She didn’t know how she fell asleep. The only way was سے طرف کی crying herself to sleep. Then her attitude switch. She started to rage! That trucker killed her husband and now he had to pay!
She got up and got on of the cars Humphrey let her borrow. She came of to Kate and Humphrey’s truck.
“Kate, what was the license number of that truck?”
“It was…”
“Hold on let me gnaw it down… ok.”
“It was a Montana state license plate, 1169375. It was a Volvo double cab truck carrying most Toyotas.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Scar grabbed the Hemi Charger from...
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Kate felt a huge pain in her stomach as she awoke. It was extreme and unbearable.
“Humphrey! It’s time!”
“Time for what?”
Kate was laying there in pain, “What do آپ think?”
“Oh, I see, hold on, I’ll drive آپ to the hospital.”
Humphrey carried Kate to the کیبن of the truck and sped to the hospital. He arrived at the hospital and carried Kate in. Kate was laid down on a soft rock and started pushing.
“Come on, Kate! Keep pushing!” Humphrey yelled.
“Ahh!”
A head started to appear.
“The head is out, keep pushing!” The doctor said.
The front part of the body came...
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posted by PrinceRhaegar
 Alec and Kelly
Alec and Kelly
In loving memory of Thomas Wright 1993-2011, May آپ rest in peace buddy, Ill always love you.

So after the drama with Kent I finally managed to get time to be with Kelly سے طرف کی myself, something that I had planned on doing for awhile. Now that spring was in full thaw, one of my پسندیدہ place was accesible once again.
Right now I was finishing up a lesson with ten of the best Alphas in our territory. After my capture of Kent, Tony told me Id be training them in how to manipulate energy.
I had protested but he wouldnt budge.
Now, we were working on cardio, because for them best, some of the were out...
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Cando and Scar were planning their big day. They thought of the specialties to handout and the place they were going to get married. Cando paused.
“Hey, Scar, we’re going to have an awfully big wedding for no other people.”
Scar thought about that, “That’s true… ok, the wolves are going to have to know about this.”
“You know, Humphrey is a good messenger, we can get him to tell everyone,” Cando said.
“What about your friend Hutch? Isn’t he good?”
“Hutch is Humphrey’s brother. They both have some kind of messenger trait.”
“We should tell both of them. I’ll...
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