Craziest cross-shippings!

My friend ships kyo sohma, (Fruba) and Yuri Nakamura. (Angel beats)

I've seen some pretty out there stuff, but I think one of the most random I have ever seen was some sort of پار, صلیب between Matt (Mail Jeevas) from Death Note and GUMI the vocaloid singer because of their goggles. xD;;