Canada24's club.. Article: Hellsing 9 & 10

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posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah موسیقی at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually kinda like the Major.

He's what I call a "true villain".
He dose evil, for the sake of doing evil.
But yet he still somehow manages to die in honor.

That's the perfect villain, in my eyes.

A villain who dosen't fear death.
But embraces, it.
Smiles at it..

And, he shall strangely be in my thoughts.

Anyway.

Please leave comments..

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Windwakerguy430 Funny. I thought you'd have some questions about Alucard turning into a woman :P

My Little Pony: Zombies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this پرستار fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this پرستار fiction including any copying, reproduction یا performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this پرستار fiction.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...

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Peter Tries a چاول Cake But Vocoded

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Child’s Play Movie Facts

posted by DisneyPrince88

Catherine Hicks (Karen) and Kevin Yagher (Chucky's creator) met on set and were married a سال later.

Chucky's full name, Charles Lee Ray, is derived from the names of notorious killers Charles Manson, Lee Harvey Oswald (assassin of John F. Kennedy) and James Earl کرن, رے (assassin of Martin Luther King).

In the scene where Chucky runs behind Maggie in the hallway, Chucky was actually played سے طرف کی Alex Vincent's younger sister.

The Chucky films have always been accused of inspiring violence in children. One case linked to the series was a gang in Manchester kidnapping and murdering a 16-year-old girl....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do آپ know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps آپ should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes آپ can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are آپ doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: آپ okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think آپ were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED سے طرف کی A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

Canada24 reviews PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3:

posted by Canada24

I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I love these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in Jesus (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe...

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how آپ expected me to love آپ when آپ so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill آپ to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

posted by Canada24

Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where آپ اقدام shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, آپ just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as آپ might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, آپ know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten things آپ may not know about CANADA24..

posted by Canada24

#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..

#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..

#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..

#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..

#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..

#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..

#7:
I originally watched my little ٹٹو as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..

#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..

#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).

#10:
I found KoRn سے طرف کی ACCIDENT..

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My NEW فہرست of LOVABLE ASSHOLES.. (I include my own characters).

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice سے طرف کی the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the عنوان protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows آپ his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..

#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as آپ remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..

#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: کرن, رے BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and کرن, رے both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, آپ feel...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 15 greatest video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the colors of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove سٹریٹ, گلی Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand سے طرف کی threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

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Metallica lyrics

posted by Canada24

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while آپ sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten Scapegoats:

posted by Canada24

#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing اگلے to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, یا even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined سے طرف کی MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..

#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry لیموں, چونے and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, یا simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two ہوم Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..

#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...

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Fanfiction SUCKS

posted by Canada24

I originally left Alpha and Omega پرستار fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do آپ know.

My little ٹٹو brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little ٹٹو ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. آپ get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems محفوظ is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime سے طرف کی working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the وین der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it سے طرف کی sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing اگلے her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko اگلے to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to محفوظ house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by Windwakerguy430

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did آپ get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years پہلے (same سال Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much love either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...