Canada24's club.. Article: Hellsing 9 & 10

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posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah موسیقی at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually kinda like the Major.

He's what I call a "true villain".
He dose evil, for the sake of doing evil.
But yet he still somehow manages to die in honor.

That's the perfect villain, in my eyes.

A villain who dosen't fear death.
But embraces, it.
Smiles at it..

And, he shall strangely be in my thoughts.

Anyway.

Please leave comments..

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Master Sword and Saten twist adventures BEST OF's part 2: ... (Ditto & Maddy)

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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did آپ do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the اگلے time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: ارے Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....

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The storie of Ditto series.. فہرست of villains

posted by Canada24

GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns قوس قزح Dash into a changeling, and calls her a کتیا, کتيا before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised سے طرف کی the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...

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Saddest Dead Rising villains

posted by Canada24

CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive سے طرف کی the undead. Unable to cope, he placed dolls on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....

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characters that I hate,,

posted by Canada24

ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...

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CHAPTER SEVEN: STEWIE’S FIRST HALLOWEEN

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OCTOBER 31:

"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer is seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's مزید of a non-action character.

"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though...

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CHAPTER FIVE: BRIAN’S BAD TRIP

posted by Canada24

ONE ماہ LATER:

We now reach the episode where Quahog is hit سے طرف کی a hurricane. In the Griffin house the family attempts to pass the time سے طرف کی playing charades and various other games together. They are unable to keep themselves entertained and take their frustrations out on Meg, as usual. Having had enough of their abuse over the years, Meg turns against the other family members. She starts with Chris سے طرف کی calling him out for his bullying treatment of her and how he never takes her side in arguments against their parents. When Lois tries to tell her that she is taking her problems out on everyone...

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CHAPTER THREE: MEET THE SMITH’S

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(It's from here that my favourite character starts دکھانا up, also the chapter will start دکھانا up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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By the اگلے morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new دوستوں arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on آگ کے, آگ inside...

Saten Twist Adventures BEST OFS

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MASTER SWORD:

1:

Saten: But dude! آپ can't steal police cars! آپ know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful میں تپ, تپ in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd آپ bring me to Cake N' بیکن for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...

THE NIKO / JOHNNY SERIES

posted by Canada24

Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the کشتی stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...

Canada24 reviews HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

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Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been reading many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the فلمیں became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....

Hedgehog In Ponyville: Again

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A ماہ passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...

سب, سب سے اوپر FIVE CANADIAN FILMS

posted by Canada24

Weird that as a Canadian meself I can only think of 5..

#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's کہا to be okay enough..

#4: THE TERRY لومڑی STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And آپ can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..

#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..

#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a love story. But it's good...

سب, سب سے اوپر ten ONLY SANE ONE characters

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."

#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...

Canada24 reviews NIGHTMARE ON ELMS سٹریٹ, گلی 1984

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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. فلمیں I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the فلمیں in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 4)

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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those youtube channels, where she sings پرستار made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female ٹٹو designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate آپ into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't آپ the one that lead us too...

BoJack Part 3

posted by Canada24

I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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MONSTER PART 8: (episodes 17 and 18)

posted by Canada24

Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This دکھائیں is starting to give me that "numb feelings" آپ get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This دکھائیں seems مزید subtle, and smarter..

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Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane Jones... EPISODE 2: Part 1

posted by Canada24

3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: آپ sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, آپ still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: ارے buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames آپ for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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Monster PART 7 (episode 15 and 16)

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Well.. Decided to do my reviews on mondays for now..

Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as cartoons go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker یا something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda...

Least favourites of my OWN stories

posted by Canada24

#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..

#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most مقبول story.
And not even my best work. It's just me دکھانا off my love of Spike at the time, and دکھانا SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..

#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..

#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..

#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..