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posted by DivyaHarry
The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very careful to stay away from people but the other way round doesn't hold good. People who aren't Mary-Sues are also clumsy. Anyone who bumps into them will feel their cold skin. How do they manage to keep an entire school of clumsy teenagers at bay?

3. Carlisle Cullen is a doctor. How does he treat patients without touching them? Do patients not notice that their doctor feels like a frozen turkey while treating them?

4. The Cullens follow the "If آپ got it, flaunt it" rule. Shiny Volvos anyone? When everyone is crawling on in their 'trucks' the Cullens need high-speed Volvos. They could have bought a station wagon and merged with their peers.

5. The Cullens live in a glass house in the woods. Don't people occassionally stumble upon it? [This is before Bella سوان, ہنس came fawning over Edward].

6. Elizabeth Taylor had بنفشی, وایلیٹ eyes; she became a superstar. The Cullens have yellow eyes due to they vampire-vegetarianism. They are immensly good-looking. So wouldn't they be recognised for this and be flooded with سوالات and suspicions? Though not stardom, a good number of people must have noticed this weird feature and researched the same یا atleast had the sense to ask them about it.

It seems that the مصنف tried to make Bella سوان, ہنس intelligent and deductive سے طرف کی making everyone else dumb. Being as old as they are the Cullens should have been intelligent as well. This is not the case. What is the point in trying to be discreet when all they are doing is making themselves stand out?
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"I tried to do what آپ would have done, in the end"

Peter Pettigrew, to James Potter
"I wish I could take it back"

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"You take good care of our Molly, آپ hear"

Merope Gaunt, to Tom Marvolo Riddle
Grow up strong like your father, Tommy. But learn to love.

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Harry Potter is محفوظ now, sir. Dobby has repaid him.

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Travelling will bring great peril, indeed. I’m sorry I laughed.

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I won, Dad. Aren’t آپ proud?

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