I'll tell آپ my story. I love Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one دن my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the کتابیں and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that کہا 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the کتابیں that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight شائقین are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter شائقین were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella سوان, ہنس is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way مزید loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the فلمیں she was laughable. I hate Alice سے طرف کی the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far مزید better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes آپ feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter love vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The love between دوستوں Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats love triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are مزید critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited love that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A love that can never be bettered سے طرف کی any vampire یا wizard. True love is Severus Snape. RIP.
And finally,
14. J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant سے طرف کی calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a پرستار fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight شائقین for the love for their respective series.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the کتابیں and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that کہا 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the کتابیں that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight شائقین are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter شائقین were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella سوان, ہنس is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way مزید loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the فلمیں she was laughable. I hate Alice سے طرف کی the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far مزید better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes آپ feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter love vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The love between دوستوں Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats love triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are مزید critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited love that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A love that can never be bettered سے طرف کی any vampire یا wizard. True love is Severus Snape. RIP.
And finally,
14. J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant سے طرف کی calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a پرستار fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight شائقین for the love for their respective series.
Hermione vs Isabella
Harry vs Edward
Ron vs Emmett
Ginny vs Rosalie
Luna vs Alice
Neville vs Jasper
Draco vs Jacob
Voldemort vs James
Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
Potter trio vs Pothead trio
Potter cast vs Twilight cast
Severus Snape
J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do آپ guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have آپ read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t آپ just LOVE them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are آپ f***ing serious?! These are the best کتابیں ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite آپ and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are آپ harry asked ron over here can't آپ see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see آپ it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for آپ can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in love with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see آپ it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for آپ can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in love with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
