bella_awesome thoses are really funny

bamagirl5899 no they r not funny any true twilight fan knows that

nessienjake bamagirl5899, as you recently commented,replyıng such as the artıcle ıs not plausıbly funny and that any true twılıght fan knows ıt.. you are very wrong... for an akward reason I lıke twılıght,and you cant say Im not a true twılıght fan,as I almost know everythıng abou ıt and re-read the serıes several tımes,dıgestıng every ımformatıon whıle readıng. A true twılıght fan would get the joke beneath the artıcle aand start laughıng ...wouldnt care less,but stıll laugh! that,s what Id say a true twılıght fan would be rıght now Ive got 4 and a half more mınutes tıll the computer restarts so I dont have tıme wrıtıng a huge paragraph Im waıtın your reply

TeamSiriusBlack Smeyer's boggart is logic. These made my day XD!

IluvEdwardOk I've got 1 How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you? You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

luv_warriorcatz thats not that funny

EmmettOk Yes it is it's so funny Hahahahaha

luv_warriorcatz no to me it istn

MG1 Here's one Edward:do you know why my skin is white? Bella:no why Jacob:Bella you're so slow have you ever heard the expression virgins wear white Bella: yeah so Edward: hey I'm offended Bella; I don't get it Jacob: edward's a virgin so he wears white

kayce6 ha ha ha... thats funny my favoraite are the firs and the 5th those made me crack itt also made my day.

SuperSnuffles13 hmmm... I dunno. I didn't think these were too funny. I liked the one on how to kill a brain, though. That one did make me laugh.

SuperSnuffles13 No offense or anything

DracoGirl29 LOL i loved the one about the brain dying ... because its so true.

youknowit101 the last one makes no sense

IzzyOzera Bella: I know what you are Edward: Say it! Say it out loud! Bella: Well how else was i supposed to fucking say it? I'm a vampire, lol jk, my name's Edward Cullen Bella: Your Pale white and ice cold, i know what you are........A SNOWMAN!

youknowit101 if only bella was an idiot and lacked deduction skills

MissKnowItAll It's called a joke. In other words, don't be such a buzzkill all the freakin' time.

youknowit101 Jokes are funnier when they make sense

IzzyOzera you'd be funnier if you weren't so bloody annoying

youknowit101 Harry Potter is an outdoor grill because his scar burns. Is that funny?

MissKnowItAll @youknowit: most jokes are funny because they [i]don't[/i] make sense.

IzzyOzera an outdoor grill WTF?

WWE_Potterhead Bella: I know what you are. Edward: Say it. Out Loud. Snape: Glittering Fairy Princess!

Robssesed I loved these ecpecially the first one

DraculaPWNS Edward is the biggest cakeface I have ever seen. He wears so much eyeshadow you'd swear he was a racoon.