Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

سوال number one: Vampires hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach آپ that your دل pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since vampires hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, یا blush, یا anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is کہا several times in the book.

Now, call me crazy, but don't chemicals and blood flow cause erections?

Most people know that erections are caused سے طرف کی the flow of blood into the three chambers of the penis. The corpora cavernosa are two columns of spongy tissue that make up 90 percent of the erectile tissue of the penis. The corpus spongiosum surround the urethra and holds only about 10 percent of the blood present in the penis during erection.
During arousal, the smooth muscles lining the veins of the arteries begin to relax. This relaxation causes blood to flow in. The veins of the penis begin to constrict; thus, blood can get in much مزید easily then it can out. The penis can hold 10 times the amount of blood when it is erect as opposed to when it is not erect. After orgasm, the veins and arteries return to normal and the blood flow returns to normal. Prostate cancer treatments can affect the flow of blood into the penis. Prostatectomy has been known to divert the flow of blood into the penis while radiation treatment has been known to cause arteriosclerosis, which is the hardening of the arteries.
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So, Edward doesn't have circulation, no blood flow. He does not have a working دل to پمپ blood through his body, much less to his penis. So, how does he get an erection?

سوال number two: Through the entire series, Smeyer/Bella put an emphasis on how cold Edward is. When they are laying together, Bella is wrapped up in a blanket, to keep her body warm while laying اگلے to the frozen Edward, yes? In Eclipse, when they are in the tent, Jacob comes in and lays with Bella to keep her warm because Edward can't. Because he's so cold.

So, it stands to reason that all of Edward's body is an icicle, yes? So, since he can't lay with Bella on a سوفی, لٹانا with her clothes on because he's afraid she'll freeze, how do they manage to have sex? No, think about it! He's an icicle, frozen. His freezing cold, naked body is pressed against Bella's naked body. How does she not freeze?

Also, since his entire body is freezing, it stands to reason that his penis would be too. Even if he MAGICALLY managed to get an erection, it would be freezing cold. Wouldn't that be similar to sticking a Popsicle into her vagina? I can't imagine that would be too pleasurable, so, how does she stand it?

سوال number three: Jasper has the scars from when he was turned into a vampire. Esme still has the left over pregnancy fat from when she was pregnant. This carried over with them when they are changed, yes? So why does Bella, who was torn open from the inside out, have no scars nor a gaping hole in her tummy?

سوال number four: How does having too many chromosomes create super creatures?

Chromosomal abnormalities usually result from an error that occurs when an egg یا sperm cell develops. It is not known why these errors occur. As far as we know, nothing that a parent does یا doesn’t do before یا during pregnancy can cause a chromosomal abnormality in his یا her child.
Egg and sperm cells each contain 23 chromosomes. When they شامل میں together, they form a fertilized egg with 46 chromosomes. But sometimes something goes wrong before fertilization. An egg یا sperm cell may divide incorrectly, resulting in an egg یا sperm cell with too many یا too few chromosomes.
When this cell with the wrong number of chromosomes joins with a normal egg یا sperm cell, the resulting embryo has a chromosomal abnormality. A common type of chromosomal abnormality is called a trisomy. This means that an individual has three copies of a specific chromosome, instead of two. For example, individuals with Down syndrome generally have three copies of chromosome 21 (though a small number of cases are caused سے طرف کی chromosomal rearrangements).
In most cases, an embryo with the wrong number of chromosomes does not survive. In such cases, the pregnant woman has a miscarriage. This often happens very early in pregnancy, before a woman may realize she’s pregnant. مزید than 50 percent of first-trimester miscarriages are caused سے طرف کی chromosomal abnormalities in the embryo (1).
Other errors can occur before fertilization. These errors can alter the structure of one یا مزید chromosomes. Individuals with structural chromosomal abnormalities usually have the normal number of chromosomes. However, small pieces of a chromosome (or chromosomes) may be deleted, duplicated, inverted, misplaced یا exchanged with part of another chromosome. These structural rearrangements may have no effect on a person if all of the chromosome is there but just rearranged. In other cases, the rearrangements may result in pregnancy loss یا birth defects.
Errors in cell division can occur soon after fertilization. This can result in mosaicism, a condition in which an individual has cells with different genetic makeups. For example, individuals with the کاری پچی form of Turner syndrome are missing an X chromosome in some, but not all, of their cells. Some individuals with chromosomal mosaicism may be mildly affected, but the severity of the condition depends largely on the percentage of abnormal cells.
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According to every doctor ever, too many chromosomes create problems, not cool superpowers.

Note: I know it's fiction, and Smeyer can bend the laws of human health to fit her story, but I know a lot of babies who have chromosomal problems. To me, it seems like she's making light of these issues. There is nothing “extraordinary” about having a baby with too many chromosomes. It does not give them superpowers and this was something that was easily researched. Hell, she could have just used the phrase “magic” and no one would have thought twice.
posted by sharon-sel
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Yeah, I know there's already one of these in this club, but I'm going to do another one. :)
Just a few points on certin parts of Twilight.

Bella Swan-
Oh dear me, Bella Swan. When one says her name, what comes to your mind? A young heroine? A clumsy sweetheart? یا perhaps a useless idiot?
For me, the latter comes to my head. I don't like Bella as a person, and feel she is lacking in certin qualities I admire in the hero of a story. But, why should the main character be a good person in order for the storyline to be good? I myself, am a huge پرستار of the Harry Potter books, do not like Harry himself...
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posted by slytherin713
Twilight یا Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books یا movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a love triangle.
ME: Well...HP has love triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...
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People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.


Also, they say that the Twilight کتابیں have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in love and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....
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1. When a twilight پرستار says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all سوالات about twilight that آپ can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book رپورٹ on the most boring کتابیں of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that آپ hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible مصنف and her کتابیں make want to poke...
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posted by twilightlover73
WARNING This مضمون might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a پرستار of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling آپ this because you'll read and تبصرہ anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' love leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like آپ did.

Edward, آپ think you're hot when آپ sparkle?...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got ہوم and began reading Twilight, and then when I was...
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A few years back I read an مضمون about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the مضمون says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. حالیہ reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...
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So, آپ like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this پرستار club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew اگلے to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...
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posted by spongebob105
Did آپ ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As آپ can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore کہا that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that یا act twards that person. WELL HE DID!



He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if آپ want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives advice as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts یا sits all دن drinking بیئر and watching...
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 She's pro-Twilight!
She's pro-Twilight!
So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

 Her پسندیدہ character: Jacob Black
Her پسندیدہ character: Jacob Black


1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won یا parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....
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posted by KateKicksAss
**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**


Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's مزید to life than hot guys. یا guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really مقبول for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people یا treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I love آپ Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...
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posted by Aquilia
Oh do آپ not see, the language so cruciated,
سے طرف کی your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do آپ believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then آپ are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't آپ see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do آپ not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope آپ hear, I must hope آپ see.
But I think, آپ only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid پرستار in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a پرستار of both.But if آپ would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do آپ dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampires there sparkle , like this Twilight شائقین could just say 'because Harry has a scar' یا 'because they go to a school of magic' یا 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so آپ can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask آپ nicely and be thankful if آپ could tell me why آپ don't like it at all/hate it.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank آپ for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's love is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward یا Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...
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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a debate spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning آپ guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can آپ actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a love story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...
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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight شائقین then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were writing سے طرف کی e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is writing about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...
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posted by rangarajvignesh
The World is flat!
    Well, I know آپ سوال my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a سوال again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of سوالات and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is مزید important than knowledge,’ کہا a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, آپ need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional space fabric to accept this theory. What all آپ need to...
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posted by emilykuru
BELLA سوان, ہنس _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can دکھائیں u guys why she spoils the story


1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the love for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...
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