Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Dear rabid شائقین

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posted by Aquilia

Oh do آپ not see, the language so cruciated,
سے طرف کی your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do آپ believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then آپ are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't آپ see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do آپ not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope آپ hear, I must hope آپ see.
But I think, آپ only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid پرستار in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

Quaila and xcrazygirlx318 like this

WolfPred What's the moral of this article?

Aquilia It's a poem against rabid fans in general.

PotterForever amen to this

Aquilia Thank you PotterForever, this was my first attempt at poetry. -.-' xD

PotterForever Well, it's quite good. Sadly they will never see our desperate attempts to save their sanity.

Aquilia Thank you, *curtsy* Sadly true isn't it? And I've started to like Tennyson's poetry. Rhyming is good enough to sing to. xD By the way: Guys, it's alright to go off-main-topic here since I originally wrote this to vent. xD Just keep it somewhat within poetry. :)

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Then and now

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Harry Potter Funnies!

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Why I dislike the Twilight trio

posted by RavenclawRocks

First of all, this is MY opinion. If آپ don't agree, that's fine. If آپ do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would تاریخ Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the سیکنڈ hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

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13 Ways to use Harry Potter to Annoy aTwilight پرستار

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter کتابیں in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight فلمیں got him after the Harry Potter فلمیں were finished with him.

3. فہرست other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that آپ think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

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Anti-Twi? Anti-Potter?

posted by teamsalvatore98

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, آپ don't like yourself....

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Yet another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what آپ are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight مضمون but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me فہرست the reasons why children, teens and adults can love Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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It's Lust, not Love

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start writing about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the عنوان to errors.

My apologise to Twilight شائقین if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the کتابیں like twice this ماہ and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole فہرست on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction کتابیں to be scientifically accurate. But if آپ plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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It's Friday

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Dumbledore Owns

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Vampires love Twilight

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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

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Harry potter سوالات and possible plot holes.

posted by goodtimes

I made a فہرست of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If آپ can give explanation answering the سوالات ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky سوال because there are a lot of مضامین about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter شائقین respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell آپ which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.

1. Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

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96 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks

posted by BedIntruder

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion سے طرف کی BedIntruder گیا کیا پوسٹ 4 hours پہلے

1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides سے طرف کی calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies سے طرف کی writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The کتابیں aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken سے طرف کی the end of the...

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Why Twilight is better than Harry Potter

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harry and draco

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that آپ arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and آپ will love it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to آپ that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe آپ didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. یا maybe آپ didnt read...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But آپ get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her دوستوں - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was reading a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an سیب, ایپل on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with آپ guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been writing a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the مجموعی طور پر story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight سے طرف کی just "letting her characters handle the plot". There سے طرف کی making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write پرستار fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good پرستار fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie آپ want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a فہرست of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced سے طرف کی Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two کتابیں sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, آپ see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The سیکنڈ features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...