Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Finding Twilight a Theme Song

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posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at دیوار and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE آپ MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN آپ CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's it! (Pulls out wand.)
Ron: (runs in) Hermione, what are آپ doing?
(Hermione lowers wand, suprised)
Edward:Do آپ guys want to know WHY I'm upset?
Harry: Nope.
Ron:No.
Hermione:Nah, not really.
Bella: OH PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Edward: Well, some people are saying that HP is better than Twilight because Twilight has no theme song. I just can't think of one!
Harry:Why don't آپ use Boom Boom Pow?? It goes along perfectly with the book....
Hermione: How about "The Dance of the Sugar بیر Fairies" سے طرف کی Tchaikovsky? آپ are sugar بیر fairies...(grins, Ron laughs)
Bella:Don't آپ DARE insult sparkly vampires! (Throws a مککا, عجیب الخلقت at Harry, misses and hits Edward. He falls to the ground)
Bella: EDDIEWARD I'M SO SORRY!
Harry: Let's leave before this gets crazy.
Ron:(stares at Bella) She NEEDS to sort out her priorities.
Bella: MEANIES! (Plots revenge against them)
Hermione: See ya, Bella
Ron:Er...nice to meet you.
Harry:Hope to uh...see آپ again.
(A crack as they apparate)
WHAT DO آپ THINK THE TWILIGHT THEME SONG SHOULD BE?

ThirdPhoenix likes this

LinaHarrow I think "Bella's Lullaby" would work nicely.

Junkie4Jesus Edward isn't a sparkly vampire. He's a freaking Fairy!! He's covered in glitter and lives in the woods!!!!! Silly people:) I think he's a male tooth fairy....lol

Junkie4Jesus Now for a Theme song......IDK?!

Darkshine Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy would be great. x)

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Mind = blown

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Harry Potter Did Not Copy Twilight

posted by GoodPunchMione

I honestly don't hate, dislike, like یا love Twilight. It's just neutral with me. I never really had any problem with it until I saw an مضمون saying that Harry Potter copied Twilight. The person who wrote it also went so far as to say that J.K. Rowling is ugly and that Stephenie Meyer is the pretty one. It just irked me, because the looks don't even matter (they're both equal too) and it's not a valid point.

She کہا something about Sirius Black being copied from Jacob Black - who is commonly described as a big بھیڑیا in his werewolf form. And Sirius (she spelled it as 'Serious'. I laughed...