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okay dont leave bad تبصرے if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do آپ want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was پہلے when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the دن I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and کہا "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she کہا "No u cannot go with her."...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking ہوم from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and کہا friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of کتابیں they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my پسندیدہ book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the دکان he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell اگلے to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man کہا looking at the دکان owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This مضمون was NOT written سے طرف کی me. I found this somewhere else as a تبصرہ and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight شائقین will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell آپ my story. I love Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one دن my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the کتابیں and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that کہا 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining...

I've been seeing this سوال a lot lately. Twilight شائقین don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this مضمون in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No مزید than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what آپ are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight مضمون but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me فہرست the reasons why children, teens and adults can love Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start writing about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the عنوان to errors.

My apologise to Twilight شائقین if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the کتابیں like twice this ماہ and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole فہرست on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction کتابیں to be scientifically accurate. But if آپ plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that آپ arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and آپ will love it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to آپ that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe آپ didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. یا maybe آپ didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But آپ get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her دوستوں - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was reading a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an سیب, ایپل on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with آپ guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re...