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Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless آپ have Harry's invisibility چادر, فرغل and the Marauders' Map یا آپ are Fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing marijuana یا hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told آپ I was...