Get Over It - [Bella/Jacob; Eclipse (Angsty)]

I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with آپ guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella سے طرف کی Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until آپ agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn آپ into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told آپ I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, آپ crazy witch
Now it's raining مزید than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been writing a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the مجموعی طور پر story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight سے طرف کی just "letting her characters handle the plot". There سے طرف کی making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write پرستار fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good پرستار fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie آپ want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a فہرست of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced سے طرف کی Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two کتابیں sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, آپ see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The سیکنڈ features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter شائقین are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER مضامین HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores آپ یا is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with آپ — and آپ are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells آپ to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. آپ should stay with him since he will keep آپ محفوظ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell آپ that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When reading them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

I am sure lot of آپ won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These کتابیں are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of love and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However آپ have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two سٹار, ستارہ crossed lovers and the obstacles faced سے طرف کی them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I love آپ مزید than آپ can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an گھنٹہ snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his شرٹ, قمیض off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, vampires could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen سال old girl named Sandy. One دن in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid reading a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and مزید often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

Here's a فہرست of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, یا just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many شائقین are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read سے طرف کی any age group. Twilight is geared مزید towards angst 15 سال olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with آپ as آپ read. The first کتابیں start out fairly tame but mature as آپ mature....

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


Love is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like love but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real love takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that love can really be defined سے طرف کی anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


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