Harry Potter Article: How do آپ know when آپ take harry potter 2 seriously?

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How do آپ know when آپ take harry potter 2 seriously?

posted by rk1241

I got this off another website, check it out:

How do آپ know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and آپ run outside looking for an owl.
آپ ask for a جھاڑو for Christmas.
آپ sort everyone آپ meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
آپ went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
آپ were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
آپ were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

angelbarbie20, angelbarbie and 2 others like this

A-347 Here's another one: You shove the books in front of people who have only watched the films and tie them to the chair until they've finished the lot. (A bit overdramatic but hey. xDD)

rk1241 Haha A-347, i agree a little overdramatic, but hilarious and i hate it when people who've only watched the movies critisize Harry Potter. Here's a saying to them: Don't judge a book by its movie.

Hermione12353 I agree the movies are great but they don't give the books half as much justice as they deserve the harry potter's are still my favourite movies

zar_far11 Hey we're not taking it too seriously we're trying to show how big of Potterheads we are

rk1241 hermione12353, first of all thanks 4 commenting! I too love all the movies of harry potter, and am a BIG fan of them as well, but that wasn't the main point in the article, like zar_far11 said, i just wanted to show how big of potterheads we all are :D

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آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, آپ know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. آپ throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. آپ wear at least some black every day.

3. آپ rip your clothes on purpose.

4. آپ call people آپ don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. آپ yell "CRUCIO!" at people when آپ get mad.

6. آپ carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" یا an "L", آپ accidentally type out a Bellatrix یا a Lestrange instead.

9. آپ think her birthday should...

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by dpaisita97

OKAY I MADE آپ WAIT LONG ENOUGH,HERE'S THE اگلے CHAPTER, OH AND SADLY I CAN ONLY TAKE TWO مزید CHARACTERS.ONE OF THEM IS A GIRL AND THE OTHER IS EITHER. THOUGH THE GIRL HAS TO BE A FIRST سال SLYTHERIN WHO'S CLOSE TO DRACO AND HER LAST NAME IS FINNIGAN THE FIRST NAME IS YOUR CHOICE, AND WARNING SHE IS GONNA BE A LITTLE MEAN TO THE MAIN CHARACTER.THE OTHER ALSO HAS TO BE A FIRST YEAR.THE FIRST ONES TO POST THAT THEY WANT ONE OF THE PARTS GETS THEM.OKAY ENOUGH TALKING, HERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER.

Chapter 3:Meeting a Celebrity

"So, if we're going to Diagon Alley, why are we still here?" I کہا as...

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Rita Skeeter's interview with Voldemort

posted by emilykuru

Rita Skeeter

RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT

Here I am, in an isolated بستر wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN سے طرف کی DEATH” crowd there . سے طرف کی hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...

Harry Potter and How its Starting to Lose شائقین

posted by ihartrebahart

Look at how مقبول Harry Potter used to be millions of شائقین all over. How many of آپ are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the کتابیں now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, یا 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few مزید شائقین because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 شائقین all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can آپ put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now فلمیں آپ get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

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Torture of the Longbottom family

posted by ShadowQueen013

Mrs. Longbottom sat in a rocking chair cradling her baby boy in her arms.
"Shh," she کہا as Neville began to cry. She stroked his head and finally fell asleep. Alice Longbottom turned out the light and shut the door of the nursery when she heard a terrifying crash from downstairs.
"Alice!," her husband screamed, "Alice!!!"
She ran downstairs as quickly as she could only to see shattered windows and a group of people dressed in long black cloaks crowding their living room.
"Frank!" she screamed as unknown hands quickly dragged her اگلے to her husband.
“Rodolphus,”...

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The Secret Life Of Ginny Weasley

posted by GinnyXHarryluv

A/N:If آپ wanna read this fic I suggest آپ go look up the written out trailer for it in the جوابات section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, آپ know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

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Just how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

posted by vanillaicecream

How many times آپ answered yes..

The Books

1. Have آپ read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have آپ read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have آپ read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have آپ read all the کتابیں مزید than once?

9. Have آپ read all the کتابیں مزید than four times?

10. Do آپ own مزید than one copy of the books?...

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A Midsummer Night's Dream (Harry Potter-ized) Scene three, part two

posted by LilysLittleTwin

I do not own Harry Potter یا A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The اگلے thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, یا wolf, یا bull,
On meddling monkey, یا on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...

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10 pointless facts about Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter کتابیں have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The tattoos on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

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mugglenet.com 120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started سے طرف کی Yvette, and continued سے طرف کی countless fans!

This فہرست may contain spoilers!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter کتابیں and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from آپ (Example: When in a car یا an elevator). If آپ don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

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50 facts about half blood prince

posted by e2mma2weasle3

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat مزید than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 3

posted by Brysis

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope آپ like it and please leave comments.

I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true یا not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my پسندیدہ place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...

CHILDREN OF MERLIN - HARRY POTTER 1980s RPG

posted by bendaimmortal

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning یا very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't کریں شائع them یا any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

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This is another meme I found

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Voldemort's Horcruxes Be Like...

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Examples Of Ring Composition Within The Harry Potter Series

posted by LowriLorenza89

This مضمون was inspired سے طرف کی تبصرے سے طرف کی Pensieve_Seeker. It lists 40 examples of ring composition within the series.

1. Voldemort's first defeat is discussed in the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone. He returns in Goblet of آگ کے, آگ and is defeated for the final time at the end of Deathly Hallows.

2. Harry sees his late parents in the Mirror of Erised in Philosopher's Stone. He sees them again via Priori Incantem in Goblet of Fire, and again through use of the Resurrection Stone in Deathly Hallows.

3. Harry becomes an orphan at the start of the series, and in Deathly Hallows his godson, Teddy...

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Harry and Luna

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Harry Potter پرستار Art

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