I love Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things آپ can say یا do when he insults you. Let's get this فہرست started!
1.If he calls آپ a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of آپ for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes آپ sick.
9. "Say that one مزید time آپ blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did آپ run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy آپ some new ones."
12. Say, Are آپ naturally stupid? یا do آپ practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? آپ father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for آپ Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult آپ could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish آپ had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls آپ an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted سے طرف کی a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did آپ know the فیرریٹ, بھگانا could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are آپ doing here? Shouldn't آپ be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls آپ a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of آپ for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes آپ sick.
9. "Say that one مزید time آپ blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did آپ run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy آپ some new ones."
12. Say, Are آپ naturally stupid? یا do آپ practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? آپ father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for آپ Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult آپ could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish آپ had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls آپ an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted سے طرف کی a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did آپ know the فیرریٹ, بھگانا could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are آپ doing here? Shouldn't آپ be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in love with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my دل unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to شامل میں the fanpop and دکھائیں myself as a پرستار of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book
thank u fanpop
i love harry potter
thank u fanpop
i love harry potter
I'll make this short but why did the فلمیں do this. In the کتابیں Padma Patil was a ravenclaw while in the فلمیں she was gryfindor.Now just like how Harry's eyes are green in the book and blue in the movie (yes I know Dan cant wear the contacts) but it is , in my opinion ANNOYING! Whats with all these stuff ups?
I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the فلمیں he got struck سے طرف کی lightning.
Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the فلمیں stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have پہلے at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the فلمیں are great so dont think i hate them.
I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the فلمیں he got struck سے طرف کی lightning.
Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the فلمیں stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have پہلے at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the فلمیں are great so dont think i hate them.
