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10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a مزید capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter پرستار type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; آپ can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”

10 Ways to Annoy Snape

1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
2. In the hallway, shout, “Hey Snivelly! Yoo-hoo!”
3. Stash bottles of cooking شیری inside his Potions cupboard and whisper to Trelawney later on, “Check out Snape. I think he’s got something of yours.”
4. Get a huge, hooked fake nose and wear it, strutting about pretending to be Snape.
5. Shout, “Look! It’s a werewolf! Run!” and see if he whips around.
6. Sing at him, “I’m gonna wash that oil right out of my hair, gonna wash that oil right out of my hair…”
7. While he’s refereeing a Quidditch match,
accidentally-on-purpose aim a Quaffle at his head.
8. Gush about how noble and wonderful Harry Potter is when Snape’s within earshot.
9. In Potions class, throw random ingredients into your cauldron, boil it down, and say you’re a non-conformist to restrictive potion making.
10. Get two of your دوستوں to put on dog masks with آپ to resemble a bad-tempered pug dog and jump out at him.

10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort (with ideas from TheSummoningDark—thank you)

1) Call him “Voldy”
2) Eat one of his Horcruxes
3) Impersonate a Death Eater
4) Suggest that he needs a facelift
5) Steal his wand and replace it with a pointy stick
6) Write “I wish I were invincible” on the back of his robes
7) Stand over him, first thing in the morning, wearing round glasses, green colour contact lenses, and a fake scar on your forehead
8) Repeat number 7, while saying in a scary voice, “I am your worst nightmare! Bow in my presence! آپ will die!”
9) Spike his food with Polyjuice Potion, containing Dumbledore’s hair
10) While he is speaking of his evil plans, add your own commentary and sound effects

1. If he’s on one of the higher floors of his manor and near the window, shout “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
2. Grab his walking stick thing and pretend to duel with him.
3. Tell him dumb blond jokes.
4. Paint, “I love Harry Potter” on his Death Eater robes.
5. Write in any black journal, “Lucius…I’m back,” and leave it open on his desk.
6. Braid his hair in the middle of the night.
7. Walk سے طرف کی him for an گھنٹہ dressed up as a ludicrous impersonation of a Death Eater and say, “I am faithful!” while throwing yourself at his feet at intervals.
8. Sing Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” in his ear.
9. Tell him that Arthur Weasley is actually an heir to a large Wizarding fortune of billions of Galleons and see how he takes it.
10. Dye his black robes hot pink.
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She stood in a stiff upright position, keeping nervous a very long scarlet feather (as long as a peacock tail feather) in her left hand and a golden gun in her right, right in the middle of a filled court room of the Ministry of Magic and waited. She waited for Fenrir Greyback, the most dangerous werewolf on Earth. She, Clara Clearwater, has to execute that creature, who wasn´t human anymore; who had bitten so many kids in order to create a community of werewolves; who also had killed so many people, witches and wizards if they are against him یا - just for fun - Muggles who had not the faintest...
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((In this little one-shot, Harry reads "The Tale of the Three Brothers" to his kids. I'm not saying anything more.))

Harry pulled a battered old book from its shelf in thed library. It was small, and its margins were covered in Hermione's neat handwriting. He held the book in one hand, its cracking spine resting in his palm, and allowed it to fall open. The book fell open to the one story he knew was true. It was time for the kids to know, too.

From a drawer in his desk, Harry pulled out the old Invisibility Cloak. It had once belonged to his father, James Potter, otherwise known as Prongs.

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Every body should read the harry potter series at least once. Millions of people of all ages around the globe have enjoyed the over 3,000 page harry potter series. If آپ haven't read any of the کتابیں یا seen the فلمیں آپ should read the کتابیں first and then the movies.Also آپ should hurry up and read the series!!! If آپ are to lazy to read the series at least read the first book. The harry potter series has a lot of excitement and drama یا people who love that kind of book.There is probably over a million people who would agree with me.
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black licorice sticks, یا colored fruit chew licorice-like sticks
white chocolate candy melts

Instructions
Melt the white chocolate according to the instructions.
Take a licorice stick and dip it into the white chocolate to make a wand handle.
Set the hollow licorice stick over a wooden skewer so the chocolate handle hardens straight at room temperature.

These can be frozen, just thaw before serving.


Chocolate frogs

Ingredients:

1/2 pound Mercken's green chocolate discs (see Shopping Note)

Directions:

Melt chocolate in a glass bowl in the microwave on low defrost setting for 2 1/2 minutes. Remove and...
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"So what do آپ want to do today?" asked Snape to Lily. They were walking down an empty corridor on a sunny Sunday afternoon. "I don't know whatever آپ want" replied Lily. I wish we could, thought Snape, for he wanted to kiss her so badly. Kiss آپ thought Lily at the same time. They walked for a منٹ the only sound was their footsteps. Then James, Sirius, and Lupin turned the corner. "Oh great" muttered Snape. "Look guys, it's Snivellus and Lily. Why is a beauty like آپ دوستوں with a beast like him" James almost yelled. "Because he's not a jerk like you," Lily کہا calmly back to him....
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Harry Potter beAts iPod aS the beSt eNtertainEr..

DEC.27,2009

HP topped a سروے 2 become the greatest entertainer of the decade.
He's the best entertainer in the past 10 years.The JK Rowling character was pitted against TV shows,fiLms,s0nGs & internet entertainment outlets like Faceb0ok & YouTube.US Magazine Entertainment Weekly sifted through a myriad of entertaining option including books,music videos,fashion & trends t0 c0me up w/ the سب, سب سے اوپر 100 list.It is کہا ''Harry Potter'' lives in our memories مزید vividly than any character we've read 0r seen on screen this decade (thats true).Its...
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