Harry Potter Article: 10 Things Learned From Reading Harry Potter

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10 Things Learned From Reading Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

1. Nodody excpt Hermione has read Hogwarts A History.

2. Prof Binns doesn't seem to notice that most people sleep in his lessons.

3. Don't wander somewhere with Harry in the final scenes of the movie.

4. Hearing Voices In The Wizarding World Isn't A Good Sign.

5. Ghosts are Transparent (taken from Harry when Snape asked Harry to describe ghosts)

6. It's not a good idea to eat Chocolates آپ found on the floor.

7. Never sit under the Whomping Willow.

8. Peter is a better چوہا than human.

9. Don't follow the spiders!

10. Arguing with Professor Umbridge in class will earn آپ a بسکٹ from Professor McGonagall.

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K5-HOWL lol

LoveforSeverus ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes 5 years of Magical Education hasn't been wasted on you Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent'.

stickymonkey i love number 10! you know what, i like all of them :)

MrsEric_M Hagried likes exotic animals. Oh and you could read the first word and that word would still be better than the Twilight series.

marissa "Ghosts are transparent" lol :)

LilysLittleTwin I wuv them! Do more pwease! Or I'll have to!

Mrs-Grint Yum, biscuits. "Have a biscuit, Potter." "What?" "Have a biscuit."

ABDCFan- lol, this is awesome :D

simpleplan i will be working on another

ABDCFan- Good Good. (:

cromulanfav 3. and 10. are the best

JAlanaE Haha! I laughed at number 9 and 10!

petlover2009 'Ghosts are transparent'. Now, there's an intersting fact I had overlooked all these years...lol love them all...

joose32 LOL That was awesome!!

Ash24 lol

HecateA So funny!

RosalieMalfoy lol! number 10!

MichelleWeasley 11 never anger Molly Weasley. She will kick your butt. 12 the section on Warewolves begins on page 394. 13 never say the name 'Voldemort' in front of Ron. 14 you can't effing apparate inside Hogwarts! 15 we're pretty sure Ron does not appreciate being called a weasel. 16 always be careful when you shower. Moaning Myrtle might be spying through the faucet. 17 Nearly Headless Nick does not appreciate people taunting him about being only partly decapitated. 18 Harry knows his parents are dead, and does not need to be told again. He is also aware that he has his Mother's eyes.

potterfan_7 lol no. 5, 10 and 16 @ MichelleWeasley !!

MichelleWeasley I have a ton more. Literally 20 notebook pages. I have to make a post for them, it might be a little long, though. :) My friend and I worked for 2 school days and each brought it home for a night and got that many pages, kinda insane but true. If I posted them all, would you read? :)

7bella3 19.Never go to the girls bathroom when a troll is on the lose, 20.Dont wander into a room you've never been in,if u do u will find yourself looking to a 3 headed dog's eyes. 21.You can count on Peeves if your out of bed at night and a teacher is coming 22.Make sure you dont go somewhere were a moaning ghost is there 23.If you do 22 then dont meet up with that ghost along time later,or she'll bore u to death saying 'WHY HAVENT YOU BEEN TO VISIT ME??' 24.Don't ever try and copy hermonies answers for a test,ect or she'll keep saying to you YOU WILL NEVER LEARN IF UR CHEATING 25.When you reach the triwizard torament trophy throw it to someone (with gloves) so they will go to voldemort

MadameLee troll is more like: "Boys don't lock your future best girlfriend/wife in the girls' bathroom with a troll."