Harry Potter

It is known for a fact that accidental magic often happens when a (young) witch یا a wizard is really angry, really scared, یا really confused. Not to mention in a state of a high stress which can involve all of those emotions.
And then something magical happens, usually something horrible, to the person یا thing that is causing the emotions on the witch/wizard.

The کتابیں make a big deal about accidental magic, and how young children have little to no control over their magic and thus do a lot of accidental magic.
But obviously they're doing something about it, as the magical society is still...

Ways to piss off Hermonie!
1. Say that the smarter آپ are, the quicker آپ die.

2. Tie her to a chair and tell her she can't get up until she finds the last number in pi. (3.14...................)

3.Lock her in a room that has a gun with one bullet and repetitively plays Hillary Duff soundtracks

4. Force her to read a German dictionary and write a 10 page book رپورٹ on it.

5. Throw water balloons at her and tell her آپ wanted to know if she would melt.

6. Stick her in the Jar with Rita Skeeter.

7. Force her to sing, "The Real Slim Shady."

8. Follow her to the لائبریری and everytime she opens a book,...

2 cups of pumpkin, chopped up into chunks
2 cups of سیب, ایپل juice
1/2 cup of pineapple juice
1 teaspoon of honey (to taste)
Cinnamon, Ginger, Nutmeg and/or Allspice (all ground, to taste)

Directions:
Juice the کدو, لوکی pieces سے طرف کی squeezing through a cheesecloth یا سے طرف کی using a juicer. Pour the کدو, لوکی juice, سیب, ایپل رس, جوس and pineapple رس, جوس into a blender. Add the honey and spices, adjusting quantity to taste. Chill یا serve over ice.


2 eggs, slightly beaten

3/4 cup sugar

1 lb. canned کدو, لوکی (or 2 cups fresh, roasted in the oven)

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 tsp. cinnamon

1/2 tsp. ginger

1/4 tsp. cloves

1/2 t. allspice...