Something this wiced way comes

I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, آپ can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told آپ I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...

A handy-dandy Wikihow مضمون on how to make a horcrux, for all آپ aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch یا wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide آپ should not attempt to create a horcrux until آپ can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

This مضمون is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's love for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of آگ کے, آگ book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially سے طرف کی Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities....