Chapter 7: First دن of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well مزید like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much مزید
important! آپ really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Look at how مقبول Harry Potter used to be millions of شائقین all over. How many of آپ are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the کتابیں now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, یا 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few مزید شائقین because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 شائقین all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can آپ put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now فلمیں آپ get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

The seventh (and penultimate) film is کہا to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they تلاش for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

How many times آپ answered yes..

The Books

1. Have آپ read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have آپ read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have آپ read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have آپ read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have آپ read all the کتابیں مزید than once?

9. Have آپ read all the کتابیں مزید than four times?

10. Do آپ own مزید than one copy of the books?...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter یا A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man سے طرف کی man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter کتابیں have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The tattoos on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy یا Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if آپ are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a اقدام on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that آپ understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny آپ think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any random boy یا girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat مزید than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning یا very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't کریں شائع them یا any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

Heyyy I'm back from holiday! I missed writing مضامین so much! Throughout holiday, I continued thinking of fanpop and مضمون ideas through my head. Oh, phew! I'm not running out of them. Because I analyzed Albus Dumbledore in my head and diary, and ready to post it on Fanpop.

If آپ read my other articles, آپ know that the فلمیں introduced me to the universe of Harry Potter. I might be a little late to it, since the club isn't really active than a few شائقین but still, I keep writing reviews. I really loved Dumbledore in the movies: He's that sweet, wise and smart headmaster of Hogwarts. When...

Hey! I'm back to writing after a small break. This time, I'm focusing on fandom shipping.

So the half of the مضامین that I wrote in this club are about shipping. I ship Hermione and Harry, like Hermione and Ron a bit, and find Ginny bad about relationships. I also remember I wrote about Albus X Minerva, and I کہا they won't work out. Okay, if آپ have noticed this is all about the hero shipping. What about the villains? They can have a love life too. If آپ know me, آپ know I mostly hate villains. But people ship Bella and Voldemort together so much, that I had to share my opinion on it....

So I know I'm gonna receive a lot of hatred for this, but I actually dislike Ginny Weasley. I don't hate her, the series are full of characters I cannot relate to یا just don't like for some particular reason, for example Cho is one of them.

When I tell someone I dislike Ginny, they start to answer me like this:

"Go read the books!"

This definitely was worse for me. I disliked book Ginny more, and I got it the moment I finished reading the Chamber Of Secrets. She didn't even do anything in the book. It was all Harry saving her and she trembling all the book.

But more, she is wildly overrated in...

There is a مقبول theory among non-Harry/Ginny-fans that Harry only fell for Ginny as a result of her giving him a love potion. They claim that Harry's feelings developed too suddenly to be natural and that Ginny was obsessed and desperate enough to do this in order to win Harry. They also claim that the prevalence of love potions and potions in general within Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince hints that a love potion was used. The theory is particular مقبول among film-only fans.

The first problem with this theory is that Harry's behaviour doesn't match that of the only other example...

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley never graduated from Hogwarts.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione appeared on Chocolate Frog Cards.

The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 40 years old when the movie was released.

Hagrid didn't have his own Patronus.

Ordinary people see an old abandoned قلعہ in the place where Hogwarts should be.

J. K. Rowling shares a birthday with Harry.

The final Battle of Hogwarts took place in 1998, the same سال that the first Harry Potter book was published

Professor McGonagall was once a talented Quidditch player herself, but stopped playing after she had an ugly fall in her final...

This مضمون was inspired سے طرف کی تبصرے سے طرف کی Pensieve_Seeker. It lists 40 examples of ring composition within the series.

1. Voldemort's first defeat is discussed in the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone. He returns in Goblet of آگ کے, آگ and is defeated for the final time at the end of Deathly Hallows.

2. Harry sees his late parents in the Mirror of Erised in Philosopher's Stone. He sees them again via Priori Incantem in Goblet of Fire, and again through use of the Resurrection Stone in Deathly Hallows.

3. Harry becomes an orphan at the start of the series, and in Deathly Hallows his godson, Teddy...