Destine: Okay. I'm gonna throw some stink bombs, and they'll go away.
Roc: آپ scared of the police?
Destine: *In Madea voice* Boy I ain't scared of the po po!
Roxie: What آپ gonna do now?
Destine: This! *shooting the cops*
Alana: Great! مزید dead cops!
Destine: Don't worry. They'll decay!
On the wedding day....
Pastor: Let the wedding begin.
The bridesmaid walked in with the groomsmaid.
Tobe walked slowly across the isle.
Roxie: Work it girl!
Destine: Shh!
Pastor: We're gather here 2day 4 this Holy Mantrimony. Now the bribe-2-be and the Groom-2-be will exchange their vows.
Tobe: I, Tobe, take you, Craig, 2 be my hubsand. I promise 2 be true 2 آپ in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. I will love آپ and honor آپ all the days of my life.
Prodigy: I, Craig, take you, Tobe, 2 be my lawfully wedded wife, 2 have and 2 hold, from this دن forward, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.
Pastor: آپ have declared consent before the church. May the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill آپ both with his blessings. That God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.
Roxie: Wait....Tobe's not a man!
Destine: *laughing* Shut up!
Tobe and Prodigy exchanged rings onto their fingers.
Both: With this ring, I thee wed.
Pastor: Now I pronounce آپ husband and wife! آپ may kiss your bribe!
Prodigy kissed Tobe and they both ran out the church 2 the limousine.
Destine: Party time!!!!! *running out the door*
At the reception.......
Tobe: Okay! Before the guests gets here, Destine, Roxie, change into your Christmas costumes, and get ready 2 host.
Destine: Alright! *dragging Roxie 2 the restroom*
Tobe: Alana, Christi, Karey....
Alana: We're going.....*walking slowly*
5 منٹ later, they were dressed.
Destine: link
Roxie: link
Alana: link
Karey: link
Christ: link
Tobe: Y'all look super cute!
Princeton: Cute? I prefer sexy!....except Roxie....
Roxie: I have a hoof and I'm not afraid 2 use it!
Tobe: I hear the guests! Destine! Roxie! Get on the stage!
Destine & Roxie: *walking on the stage* Welcome 2 the Winter Wedding After-Party!
Destine: I'm your host Destine.
Roxie: And I'm Roxie.
Destine: We're happy 2 see all آپ great people! Your rocking that outfit Beyonce!
Roxie: Looking Gaga, Lady Gaga!
Destine: Anyway, First we'll sing آپ a special song!
Alana, Christi, Tobe, and Karey ran onto the stage.
Tobe: *singing* I don't want a lot 4 christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want آپ for my own, مزید than آپ ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 Christmas is you.
All: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need 2 hang my ذخیرہ there upon a fireplace. Santa Claus wont make me happy with a toy on Christmas day.
Destine: I just want آپ 4 my own, مزید than آپ ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 Christmas is you. آپ baby.
Karey: Oh I wont ask for much 4 Christmas. I wont even wish 4 snow. And I'm just gonna keep waiting underneath the mistletoe.
Christi: I wont make a فہرست and send it 2 North Pole 4 Saint Nick. I wont even stay awake 2 hear those magic reindeer click. Cause I want آپ here tonight, holding onto me so tight. What مزید can I do? All I want 4 Christmas is you. You.
Alana: Oh all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere. And the sounds of children laughter fills in the air. And everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa wont آپ bring the one I really need? Wont آپ please bring my baby 2 me?
Roxie: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. This is all I'm asking 4. I just wanna see my baby standing outside my door. Oh I just want آپ 4 my own مزید than آپ ever know. Make my wish come true!
All: All I want 4 Christmas is you!
Crowd: *clapping*
Destine: Now....the bride and the groom will dance!
Tobe and Prodigy started 2 dance 2 the slow song.
کرن, رے Ray: Boo! *changing it 2 t a fast song* I'm gonna do the Electric Slide! *doing the Electric Slide*
Tobe: *smiling* Oh well! *dancing*
Everybody started 2 do the Electric slide.
Destine: *laughing* Okay! Now some of the bride's دوستوں will say a speech.
Roxie: I start! I remember when I first met Tobe. At first I thought she was a boy cuz her name, but now I know she's not!
Alana: I remember when Me & Destine put مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن all over her clothes, so when Tobe walked outside, squirrels attacked her! *laughing*
Karey: Okay! I barely knew her, but she seems nice!
Christi: Tobe is the most sweetest girl I ever met. She never makes people feel annoyed.
Roxie: Think again!
Destine: Although I helped Alana do very funny pranks on her, but she's smart, pretty, very generous, and is like a little sister I ever wanted.
Tobe: Awe! Thanks Destine!
Destine: Okay! Now its the groom.
Princeton: Prodigy's a good dancer & singer, but he kinda Cry's a lot. Like a little girl....
Roc: Sometimes Prod can be a pain in the ass. That's it.
کرن, رے Ray: One time, he knocked down my taco....4 nothing. But I forgived him cuz he's my bro.
Roxie: Now...I wanna give a toast.
کرن, رے Ray: Mmmm! Where is it?
Destine: Not the food آپ ٹیکو head!
Roxie: Anyway....a ٹوسٹ 2 Prodigy and Tobe.
Everybody: 2 Prodigy and Tobe! *raising their glass*
Destine: Enough of the talking, now lets just celebrate!
2 hours later....
Roxie: I'm happy 2 be ur host!
Destine: Now we're leaving! Make sure آپ congratulate the married couple.
While walking home......
Destine: Awesome party!
Alana: Awesome? I had 2 serve the guest!!!
Roxie: At least our outfits are smoking!
کرن, رے Ray: Got that right!
Destine: Wait! I have 2 tie my shoes. *tying it*
Roc: Destine?
Destine: *finished* What?
Roc: Ur under the mistletoe.
Destine: *looking up*
Roxie: Ooooo....who آپ gonna kiss???
Destine: *looking at Princeton* آپ know....Jacob's beside me....
Princeton: Hmmm....my Christmas wish has finally come true. *kissing Destine*
Alana: Yea yea yea! Smoochy smooch smooch! We gotta go.
Destine: Someone's jealous.....
Back at the house.......
Destine: We should get a Christmas tree.
Alana: Yea! And bake cookies, hang stockings, drink hot coco, and make snowman.
Roxie: Awesome!
Princeton: U know what this remind me of?
Roc: A song?
Princeton: Yep!
کرن, رے Ray: *rapping* Your presence is the only present that I really wanted. It priceless.
Princeton: Whatcu got on it?
کرن, رے Ray: Coming over? I got آپ something gorgeous. I been saving up so I can afford. I kinda over did it, but I got mistletoe wishes. کوکو, نارجیل goddess, کے marshmallow, مآرشماللو kisses. Only thing been in my mind since Thanksgiving is getting permission, are آپ with it?
Prodigy: The first time I ever talked 2 you, my دل told me آپ were a dream come true. The first time I put ur hand in mine, I was wishing it would last a lifetime.
MB: All I want 4 Christmas is my girl. Christmas is my girl. All I want 4 Christmas is my girl. Christmas is my girl.
Destine: I love that song!
Princeton: Really?
Destine: Ummm....yea! Well I'm gonna hit the haystack!
Princeton: Me 2.
And they went 2 sleep.....
THE END!!!!!!!!