Random Article: My Curse (a poem)

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posted by moodystuff449

“Unheeded warnings pushed me to the ground,

They pushed harder and harder till they knocked me down.

Only left with the desire to rise,

Into those lovely empyreal skies.

My wrongdoings, my feelings of hate,

Caused me to carry this troublesome weight.

To make things right is not always the goal,

I will be free when I earn someone’s soul.

I must win one heart,

Somehow, someway,

یا after ten years I won’t live one مزید day.

My dire situation, with my trust and my fear,

I must find just one person, one person to hold dear.

The skies are calling,

I’m wanting to fly.

My wings are broken, frozen stiff and bare.

But I must find someone,

Somehow, somewhere,

To help with the search, to help with my goal,

I must capture,

An untainted new soul.”

(c) Waverly L. Harris

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 2 others like this

yoj123 OMFG are you a poet AWESOME!...banana

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS آپ KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF پرستار LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this دکھائیں i allways see a new guest سٹار, ستارہ so i was wondering how do آپ do it?
آپ WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS دکھائیں BEING ON THIS دکھائیں AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest سٹار, ستارہ is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your دوستوں are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if آپ make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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خرگوش خرگوش Yukai Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend آپ i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a ماہ so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are آپ in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what آپ mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for آپ !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate آپ !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO آپ EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 سیکنڈ till آپ all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the تندور on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely Random and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If آپ keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical مچھلی stores.

4.A Wisconsin فورک لفٹ, فارکلافٹ operator for a Miller بیئر distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper دکھانا him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her آپ love her.

5. Call her before آپ sleep and after آپ wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease آپ back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her پسندیدہ movie with her یا her پسندیدہ دکھائیں even if آپ think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. آپ have to tell a guy what آپ really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms یا grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. آپ can never understand him unless آپ listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

added by emma-janee

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a فہرست a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do آپ all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people یا that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late دکھائیں With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved سے طرف کی The...

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posted by scarlet009

not سے طرف کی me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot یا putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on سب, سب سے اوپر of the high board and say آپ won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because آپ have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend آپ can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the سب, سب سے اوپر of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to پار, صلیب the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...