Random Article: 30 Things to say to bug your teacher!

34

posted by raknaff

Ahhhhhh

1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and آپ don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask آپ a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what آپ کہا right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. آپ should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were آپ talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does someone need a hug?

14. Well...its not my problem I don't know the جوابات آپ have the book full of answers!

15. *raise your hand* Ooooo pick on me I have the answer!!!

16. Why did آپ pick on me when he knows the answer?!

17. Don't yell at me your supossed to help me learn!

18. Sorry I was busy on Fanpop thats why I didn't do my homewok.

19. آپ keep on talking but all I hear is blah blah blah.

20. I FORGOT BREAKFAST!!! That is why I didn't know the answer!

21. آپ make my head hurt!

22. Do we really have to learn today?

23. But it's my birthday!

24. Hey, how old are آپ anyway?

25. Who do آپ think آپ are?

26. Who died and made آپ the boss of everything?

27. Why do آپ HATE ME!!!!

28. Did someone forget to take their meds today?

29. That time of the month?

30. Just remember I'll be here everyday...EVERYDAY!!!!

Teacher of DEATH!

rosewinton3055, Spottedpool and 32 others like this

4 more comments

loading additional comments...

izzzyroxmysocks BUT STILL FUNNY!!!!!!!

j1edwardcullen7 Stare at her. Don't say anything. Just stare at her the entire period. Give her the death glare. When she looks at you, glare and say: "What are you looking at? Jeez, eye-rape me why don't ya." Ask if she has any gum Ask her when her baby's due. (When she's NOT pregnant) Math teacher: "I already know what I want to be when I grow up. Why do I have to learn this?" Good Mood days: "Are you on the pill?" Listen to your iPod. When she asks you to bring it up, say, "How do I know you aren't going to listen to it? That's not fair!" Ask her how to kiss ass

raknaff lol ^^ Those are much better than mine!

j1edwardcullen7 No they aren't Still, you can add em if you wan. I like urs better

raknaff Naw you keep them maybe you can write another article. You have funny ideas too.

j1edwardcullen7 urs are still way better :-P

j1edwardcullen7 Make your teacher think your gay Ask him/her out Stare at her every few seconds, then sink down in your chair, and start gasping Cry when she says you have homewwork then cry louder when you have a quiz ask her for spray-paint Life Science: "Was it your mom or your dad who gave you the ugly gean?" haha

raknaff lol ^^

j1edwardcullen7 Ask repetetivly when the class is over Say "Oh, thank god you don't teach me next year!" ask her if she knew someone who went there like 20 yrs ago, bc they said u were her teacher Ask why we haven't met her husband

j1edwardcullen7 Say "You know how you drink coffee everyday?" "So THAT'S why your boobs are so little!"

raknaff lol again ^^

The-Stig lol

MIKEYWAY445 I will try #9, #26, #27 and #28. :)

Qcgirl #9+ TEACHER!!My Tampax is full! I have to go change it! *it works even better if it is a guy!

Qcgirl Three things to DO: 1.Play imaginary-ball *you throw an imaginary ball to someone else and he throws it to someone else and again and again... (Everybody plays his favorite sport) 2.Everybody drops something everytime someone sneezes 3.You do a wave every times the teacher turns her back to write on the board

gina0214 lol i love it ... try this throw a fake summarize party for ur teacher (come early to class) when he/she walks in yell surprise! during the whole class keep on asking when are the strippers are coming.

cA_iNen11 HAHAHAHAHAHA..VERY FUNNY..!!!!!!!!!lol

scarxtardis lol, who has a teacher that old???

green6244 ^^umm... i think that was the joke part of it.

Matsy23 lolz xDDDDD

cutiegirl01 LOL, I'm going to try most but not the sex ed gaging. (not funny I have to listen to it this year ugh)(diching)

CassiLuvsBrndon hahaha i loved the "umm umm..UR FACE!" lol

funnyu lol this is funny http://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/smile.jpg

Chaann94 "That time of the month" cracked me up! xD

EmzLovesCheryl Thanks! Some of these I havne't heard before, so I'll use them on my Science teacher. :) She's a bitch, she sent me to another room for hicupping, simply because she hates me, so next lesson the whole class are going to start hiccuping simultaneously at certain points during the lesson. I'll be sure to jot these things down so I can use them as well. (:

12

Waiting for the perfect man lol!!

added by teddybear64

Source: found on google

1

giant skeletons found

added by Avatarzan

Source: giant skeletons

9

This club is going to be deleted :'( (NOT!)

posted by rileyferguson

It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on Random found out that the Random club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The random club is one of the most مقبول کلب on Fanpop. We need to form a team یا something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other کلب too, such as the Sonic پرستار Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...

11

147 stereotypes

posted by xxemogirl101xx

For people that hate stereotypes.

1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...

6

25 random "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. آپ will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell آپ that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling آپ that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed سے طرف کی the federal government is entertainment.
5. آپ should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an...

1

زوجہ

added by fanfly

Source: freegreatpicture.com

10

Funny Things

added by BartyJrLvr

7

Hetalia + Meme's

added by Sandfire_Paiger

Source: I don't own this. I just found it off the Hetalia Facebook.

8

LOL-SO TRUE!

added by 050801090907

8

Harry Potter memes

added by KitKatLex

Source: Facebook

105

13 Fun Ways To Get An Annoying Salesperson to Hang Up

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan آپ money, tell them آپ just filed for bankruptcy and آپ could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, یا is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If آپ get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping یا whatever. See how long that commission...

41

My سب, سب سے اوپر 20 پسندیدہ Animated Heroes

posted by KataraLover

I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines مضمون sometime after this I'm going to make an مضمون of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique فہرست with some underrated characters, especially at the سب, سب سے اوپر of my list. Please leave a تبصرہ about what آپ think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)

I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines مضمون I started out my مضمون with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...