Are آپ saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
ارے dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are آپ again?
Mom, آپ too can be saved.
I need مزید money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have آپ ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd love to talk to you, but I have مزید important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
ارے mom, آپ know how آپ and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my ہوم away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are آپ coming to visit! I really want to see you!
ارے dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are آپ again?
Mom, آپ too can be saved.
I need مزید money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have آپ ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd love to talk to you, but I have مزید important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
ارے mom, آپ know how آپ and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my ہوم away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are آپ coming to visit! I really want to see you!
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing آپ naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't آپ have some laundry to do یا something?
آپ are so cute when آپ get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a منٹ - I get it. What time of the ماہ is it?
آپ sure آپ don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of کتیا, کتيا flakes this morning!
Who are آپ kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing آپ naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't آپ have some laundry to do یا something?
آپ are so cute when آپ get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a منٹ - I get it. What time of the ماہ is it?
آپ sure آپ don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of کتیا, کتيا flakes this morning!
Who are آپ kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my پچھواڑے, گدا is fat یا i stuff twinkies in my پچھواڑے, گدا make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a تل, مول dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores سے طرف کی lying on him saying stuff like Jason کہا that he was going to kick my پچھواڑے, گدا یا something like that
☆Tell him to give آپ a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like آپ heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my پچھواڑے, گدا is fat یا i stuff twinkies in my پچھواڑے, گدا make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a تل, مول dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores سے طرف کی lying on him saying stuff like Jason کہا that he was going to kick my پچھواڑے, گدا یا something like that
☆Tell him to give آپ a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like آپ heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a پرستار today
This is very funny I told some of my دوستوں and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at ہوم XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on مزید thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on دیوار so hard, knock self into the اگلے room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into شارک tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at ہوم XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on مزید thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on دیوار so hard, knock self into the اگلے room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into شارک tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*