A
is for Arteries.
آپ know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for آپ آپ twit she was only after your money and could have دیا a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when آپ took her out and she کہا "I'm not hungry" so آپ figured آپ could take her to a nice place because آپ were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate مزید than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So آپ flip the bill and are broke for the اگلے two weeks and she wonders why آپ were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if آپ can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, آپ figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to تاریخ her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon سے طرف کی both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't اقدام very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on سب, سب سے اوپر she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She کہا she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing آپ for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured آپ with the truth. She also tortured آپ with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying آپ hate that کتیا, کتيا is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason آپ were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for آپ suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what آپ got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to آپ about taking what P stands for. It also means آپ won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
آپ know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for آپ آپ twit she was only after your money and could have دیا a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when آپ took her out and she کہا "I'm not hungry" so آپ figured آپ could take her to a nice place because آپ were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate مزید than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So آپ flip the bill and are broke for the اگلے two weeks and she wonders why آپ were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if آپ can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, آپ figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to تاریخ her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon سے طرف کی both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't اقدام very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on سب, سب سے اوپر she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She کہا she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing آپ for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured آپ with the truth. She also tortured آپ with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying آپ hate that کتیا, کتيا is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason آپ were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for آپ suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what آپ got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to آپ about taking what P stands for. It also means آپ won't get any for a week.
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