From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if آپ never got a best answer, just simply drink دودھ out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the سوال might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now? Ok, good moving on.

2. Sure, آپ can do exactly what the سوال asks, but I've seen some best anwsers that go on and on and on...type a long paragraph about the subject! Also, to look extra clever, type one sentence above your paragraph. I can't exactly think of one on the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head, so I'll just use random letters, so آپ can just picture the format.
Example:

uisbusbgosuibgosign

iufbaiauhdooiaiorywuqrio892jrwjfbjk
a98qyhf97ry98ry98qwy89qy9q8ryr89qry89awyr89
wgriughsiudghipotatoaw7gd87DYCD$%W%ER^%D$Eghuhgeognotgh8gh8gheokn89hf8y89****(*Y(*GHvuygrdYGUFYG*&&*^&*(^*(&(*&sdf skjns

Did آپ find the word,"potato?" Good job! Pretend this is much longer, sorry! I tried publishing it when it was really long! It didn't fit into the screen!Also, pretend all of those words have spaces. We'll learn about that in our اگلے step.

3. Use proper grammar. It's very important on Fanpop. If آپ don't some people get annoyed and/or they can't read it.
Example:
Instead of this: OMIGAWDIH8U
Type this: Oh my god, I hate you!
Notice how there are spaces in between words. Also, correct capitilization and punctuation. Don't use ایوارڈز too much, people think آپ are very irritated and/or yelling.

4. Use pictures if آپ can! They are fun and expressive!

5. آپ could also use sarcasm. I don't see this in many best answers, but it can be useful at times. The example also ties in with step #4.
Example:
Question: Post a hot picutre! (as in like آگ کے, آگ and stuff)
My answer: (Ok this stuff in parentheses wasn't in my answer but I'll just explain what I had in it. I put a picture of Domo (you know, that brown thing with it's mouth open all the time) in a Yoda costume and my caption was *sighs* I acted like that was attractive! And that answer did get voted as best:)

Woah, I just realized, I have parenthese inside parenthese! LOL!

And that's it. Those are all my ways. But hey! I got all this and I only had 3 best answers! Hahahahahhahahahaha I'm clever! Now, go eat some fudge کی, لغویات while typing a best answer. Oh wait! I just thought of another step!

6. Have a nice snack with آپ while typing it. My snack is strawberries and whip cream. Yum. Researchers دکھائیں eating small food while working on something helps آپ concentrate and feel relaxed:)

LOL no way! I don't know if researchers think that! How can food make آپ concentrate! Well, I guess maybe gum might work but seriously? آپ believed that for a second! Wow! Ok, now really see ya! Now get typing!