I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, آپ can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one مزید service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time سے طرف کی blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live سے طرف کی the sword get shot سے طرف کی those who don't.

I love cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.