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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor سے طرف کی floor, and once آپ find what آپ are looking for, آپ can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling آپ what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The دوستوں laugh and without hesitation اقدام on to the اگلے floor.

The sign on the سیکنڈ floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the دوستوں continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
posted by InvaderCynder
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I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I love it!)
All I do is just believe in the دل of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one مزید time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' مزید to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be مزید to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And قوس قزح Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: ارے everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are آپ doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would آپ tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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1: KANE AND LYNCH DEADMEN:
This game was my childhood.. Somehow, admittedly my parents were very loose, long as we knew it was fake we were allowed to play violent video games. یا least we liked to sneak them as mom and dad didn't much pay attention to what we did in that regard.. Anyway the best way to play this game is the same way it's best to play Army of Two یا Left 4 Dead, play it 2 player, with a close friend.. That's why I have so many fond memories, it's not the game itself but the memories of playing it with friends.. I have never played the sequel, but don't much want to either.....
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: آپ EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, آپ LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can آپ tell...
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A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story سے طرف کی Steven King, and directed سے طرف کی the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well this is going to be a game that is really hard to talk about. I saw this game on the Switch several times when I was looking for a unique indie game. But when I wanted to give it a shot, everyone کہا that it was a horrible game, so I put it off. But then I saw people talking about how good it was. I think what scared me off of it originally was the price tag for it. That was until it was on sale for ninety-nine cents. After that, I had to buy it, for my own curiosity. And so, today, let us talk about Plague Road



In a morbid story narrated سے طرف کی Jim Sterling, آپ play as The Doctor,...
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posted by Canada24
If آپ want pictures, read the version on my club, I deleted them all..



#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even مزید than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this کتیا, کتيا that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for مزید "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I found that a bit disturbing....
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Several of my پسندیدہ fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This فہرست is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope آپ read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a عملی حکمت show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my پسندیدہ episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...
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