Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching سے طرف کی picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a random letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do آپ mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigers in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere آپ go.
Are there pandas in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there animals in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their food with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there unicorns in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion آپ are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE آپ GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure آپ that the sharks will not
bother آپ as long as آپ aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell آپ all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
مزید than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the سوالات were about either zoos یا zombies. (The best سوال was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I love people.)
اگلے came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This سوال made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
آپ see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
اگلے was the letter ‘p.’
Are there pandas in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This سوال makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who آپ ask.
Are there گلابی lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this سوال why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, یا is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
you’re searching سے طرف کی picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a random letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do آپ mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigers in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere آپ go.
Are there pandas in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there animals in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their food with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there unicorns in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion آپ are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE آپ GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure آپ that the sharks will not
bother آپ as long as آپ aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell آپ all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
مزید than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the سوالات were about either zoos یا zombies. (The best سوال was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I love people.)
اگلے came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This سوال made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
آپ see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
اگلے was the letter ‘p.’
Are there pandas in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This سوال makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who آپ ask.
Are there گلابی lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this سوال why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, یا is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
