1. آپ grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***