Dear God,
I have a special offer for آپ today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If آپ bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, آپ also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I have a special offer for آپ today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If آپ bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, آپ also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:
The ice creams are blueberry, تربوز, واٹرمیلاون and چیری, آلو بالو flavor!
The کوکیز that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!
Doughnuts? They are just like the ones آپ can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, آپ can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!
How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, سیب, ایپل and vanilla?
The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!
These soaps would make for a really fun gift یا the perfect سہارا in a practical joke. Here's the website if آپ wan to buy a couple of them: link
LOL! xD
source: mundochica
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope آپ are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I LOVE INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell آپ a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope آپ are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I LOVE INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell آپ a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
So,this is my first of maybe many مضامین that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i کہا astronouts how do آپ think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first بیل in space was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good دوستوں Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents بیل Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank آپ for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i کہا astronouts how do آپ think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first بیل in space was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good دوستوں Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents بیل Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank آپ for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you