1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are مزید important than her.
4. She needs to get آپ food while آپ sit and do whatever آپ want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. ذائقہ, مارنا her پچھواڑے, گدا and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that آپ love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. اقدام somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants آپ to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her دوستوں while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever آپ want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if آپ find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with آپ whether she wants to یا not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if آپ have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are مزید important than her.
4. She needs to get آپ food while آپ sit and do whatever آپ want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. ذائقہ, مارنا her پچھواڑے, گدا and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that آپ love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. اقدام somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants آپ to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her دوستوں while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever آپ want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if آپ find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with آپ whether she wants to یا not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if آپ have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side سے طرف کی side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now آپ understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look آگے to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got تقسیم, الگ کریں into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.
The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link
Announcer: Everyone...
