15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
14) This is just a 15 منٹ power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course آپ sent me to.
13) Whew! Guess I left the سب, سب سے اوپر off of the Liquid Paper.
12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are آپ discriminating against people who practice yoga?
8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar آپ made me go to.
7) Why did آپ interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
6) The coffee machine is broken...
5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.
1) Amen
14) This is just a 15 منٹ power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course آپ sent me to.
13) Whew! Guess I left the سب, سب سے اوپر off of the Liquid Paper.
12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are آپ discriminating against people who practice yoga?
8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar آپ made me go to.
7) Why did آپ interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
6) The coffee machine is broken...
5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.
1) Amen
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
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Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my ورڈ پاس for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the تبصرے and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being کہا i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my ورڈ پاس so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if آپ see some retarded post made سے طرف کی me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if آپ don't believe me then find your choice.
that being کہا i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my ورڈ پاس so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if آپ see some retarded post made سے طرف کی me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if آپ don't believe me then find your choice.
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls دکھائیں that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, قوس قزح کتیا, کتيا and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls دکھائیں that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, قوس قزح کتیا, کتيا and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me دل breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If آپ fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear آپ apart
Told آپ from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad بھیڑیا I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If آپ fall for me I'm only gonna tear آپ apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me دل breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If آپ fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear آپ apart
Told آپ from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad بھیڑیا I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If آپ fall for me I'm only gonna tear آپ apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
