1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN ایوارڈز LOCK OVERUSE ایوارڈز LOCK! WHEN آپ REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL ایوارڈز THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky ایوارڈز Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks آپ what آپ mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If آپ are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing random letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the سوال mark (i.e. Could my دن get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) آپ will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the تبصرے with random information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, تبصرہ on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" یا something along those lines. آپ can also post تبصرے asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" یا ":P" with no rhyme یا reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" یا "I sent آپ a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the میل ای does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person آپ are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what آپ are trying to say. If they ask آپ how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a فورم and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as آپ can. Don't only use those آپ have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN یا other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN آپ can "appear offline" so if آپ carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because آپ keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until آپ are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, یا even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi یا hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are آپ and where do آپ live?" even if آپ know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', یا make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, یا say something like 'girl' یا 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your space bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. یا better yet, use spaces when آپ tell them your space bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when آپ post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and آپ can be مزید positive سے طرف کی saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell آپ to stop, act like آپ have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' یا user آپ know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, یا your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single اقدام that آپ make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page یا group titled your name. Invite everyone آپ do یا do not know to join.
43. میل ای really annoying forwards to everyone, یا make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the اگلے سیکنڈ if آپ don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to میل ای آپ ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky ایوارڈز Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks آپ what آپ mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If آپ are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing random letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the سوال mark (i.e. Could my دن get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) آپ will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the تبصرے with random information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, تبصرہ on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" یا something along those lines. آپ can also post تبصرے asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" یا ":P" with no rhyme یا reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" یا "I sent آپ a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the میل ای does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person آپ are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what آپ are trying to say. If they ask آپ how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a فورم and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as آپ can. Don't only use those آپ have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN یا other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN آپ can "appear offline" so if آپ carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because آپ keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until آپ are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, یا even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi یا hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are آپ and where do آپ live?" even if آپ know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', یا make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, یا say something like 'girl' یا 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your space bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. یا better yet, use spaces when آپ tell them your space bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when آپ post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and آپ can be مزید positive سے طرف کی saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell آپ to stop, act like آپ have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' یا user آپ know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, یا your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single اقدام that آپ make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page یا group titled your name. Invite everyone آپ do یا do not know to join.
43. میل ای really annoying forwards to everyone, یا make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the اگلے سیکنڈ if آپ don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to میل ای آپ ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
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