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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501


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Have your دوستوں call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools دن Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033


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Celebrate our پسندیدہ holiday (or any دن for that matter) with the April Fool's دن Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842


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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

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Editor’s Note: This is a contribution سے طرف کی Jennifer Pastiloff

“Love yourself—accept yourself—forgive yourself—and be good to yourself, because without آپ the rest of us are without a ذریعہ of many wonderful things.” ~Leo F. Buscaglia

You mean I am a ذریعہ of many wonderful things?

Yes. Actually آپ are. Own up to it.

Leo has it right.

1. Love yourself.

Despite all the things that آپ think may be terribly wrong with you, love yourself. Love yourself.

Tattoo it on your brain.

I can think of so many reasons why آپ should love yourself, but here’s just one: It is incredibly dull and...
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posted by KatTayle
-I was at Hogwarts in a swimming pool, dancing with Ron Weasley with a straw up my nose

-My class took a field trip to a playground, and the only piece of equipment was a big statue of Discord (MLP) sleeping. It was HUGE. Everyone climbed in and on it (it was hollow inside), and I fell asleep on his nose. Then he woke up and turned out to actually be Discord. He discorded me and forced me to trap all of my friend inside of him. GOD THIS DREAM SOUNDS SO WEIRD

-I was in a mansion, but apparently the only bathroom was in the kitchen, and the door only closed a third of the way. Anyway, I had to...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
Lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a ووڈکا, شراب bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a ٹماٹر box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty کتابیں for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a کیکڑے, کیکڑا stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat پاستا with...
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Crying

I know I promised I'd never make آپ cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to آپ whatever آپ need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see آپ cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me love آپ and I'll hold آپ tight.

I'll do anything آپ want to make آپ proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I love آپ to much to see آپ cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One مزید time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For آپ are the love, I will forever miss.
posted by NarutoCrypt
•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when آپ visit your horses dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it یا tease it with yarn...
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