50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave آپ all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife یا husband.
21) Torture a درخت infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at ہوم when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three ماہ old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The ماؤس as a birth دن present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate آپ eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close دوستوں یا geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" شرٹ, قمیض to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave آپ all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife یا husband.
21) Torture a درخت infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at ہوم when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three ماہ old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The ماؤس as a birth دن present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate آپ eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close دوستوں یا geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" شرٹ, قمیض to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
